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Please excuse my fangirl crush.
Have you guys seen this interview? I hadn't. But it's worth it just to hear him say "balls to the walls." xD -
Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten.
It seriously took me this long to realize that every line in this song besides the chorus is a euphemism for sex. I'm slow. xD But I finally realized it as I was cleaning the shower!
Nice ascot, Jimmy!
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There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around.
Oh Ke$ha, why do you make me like you? Even with your stupid $ instead of an s. I don't think we'd be great friends in real life, but I'd party with you.
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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club, you freak bitch!
Everyone needs to watch Arrested Development. I started watching it a couple of weeks ago. Now I'm on Season 3, the last season I think.
Also, some advice, never live with someone who's messier/dirtier than you! Here's one of many possible examples ( Read more... )
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