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[twinknife]

y

You know, it's cool

I think I can live like this! I mean, how hard can it be?? I'm willing to sacrifice a little privacy and peace and quiet, no big deal! Chase you're an all right dude and all, and... yeah. You're.. a dude.

Now that that's settled - whooooo's up for Rock Band??

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[poor_upbringing]

Yeah, it's been a pretty good couple of days, but...

...uh...

Look man, it's not that I won't be sanitizing my lips for like three days, but...

I've got a girlfriend, right? And uh, being tied to you at this range kinda messes with, well

And I'm secure in my masculinity or whatever, cause, like, girlfriend.

And we both know we're not gay.

So...

[twinknife]

My heart bleeds for you - really, it does - but it's not like I haven't got a life plan of my own, you know!! I don't exactly have a lot of leisure time to spend tied up with a guy!

Exactly. We both know we're not gay, so let's not ruin it by doing something totally queer like kissing.

[poor_upbringing]

Well... okay look if we're gonna be stuck like this we're gonna need some construction materials to make some arrangements. Like... side-by side beds, cause sleeping on the floor sucks, with some kinda soundproof barrier that can be slid down in between 'em.

[twinknife]

Soundp-- ugh-- UGH!! Thanks for the descriptives, man, I did not need the mental picture!

Also there is no way you're getting laid while our hands are connected! We're just.... we're going to have to find an alternative!!

[poor_upbringing]

And there's no way I'm becoming a monk for you, man!

You're my bro, dude, but this thread has got to go.

[twinknife]

h-hey wa

[twinknife]

WAIT A SECOND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE TOUCHI

[twinknife]

no way, NO WAY!!!

[poor_upbringing]

Dude, OW!

Seriously, it's like half a second of suffering plus a couple days of trauma, but it'll be totally forgettable! Geez, man, it's not like I'm gonna slip you the tongue, if you go make out with some chick it'll be totally forgettab-

Waaaaaaaait.

I mean.

Dude.

You have, like...

...right?

[twinknife]

[poor_upbringing]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

I mean, it's cool, everyone's gotta have a first but

Aren't you, like, seventeen?

[twinknife]

EXCUSE ME, I'M SIXTEEN

AND SO WHAT!!! IT'S NOT THAT UNCOMMON, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A LOSER OR ANYTHING I JUST

HAVEN'T FOUND SOMEBODY I LIKE ENOUGH.... TO DATE

[poor_upbringing]

Well, I mean, you're totally right. I can't give you your first kiss.

That... would be gay.

[poor_upbringing]

So we're gonna have to go out and find you a girl!

[twinknife]

wh-

[twinknife]

WHOAH, HANG ON THERE!