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[twinknife]

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You know, it's cool

I think I can live like this! I mean, how hard can it be?? I'm willing to sacrifice a little privacy and peace and quiet, no big deal! Chase you're an all right dude and all, and... yeah. You're.. a dude.

Now that that's settled - whooooo's up for Rock Band??

Comments

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[yearoftruth]

Is it bothering you that much?

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[twinknife]

Hell yeah it bothers me!! Like, for all we know destiny just shacked us up with these random guys to mess with our heads, and now it expects us to kiss them just to get back to normal???

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[yearoftruth]

I think it's Desai just messing with us. You could just kiss him and get it over with.

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[twinknife]

Just kiss him? Just kiss him???? This is not exactly a friendly peck on the cheek like you give your grandmother!! This is like, no-holds-barred, point-of-no-return, put your lips on some dude's MOUTH

[poor_upbringing]

Yeah, it's been a pretty good couple of days, but...

...uh...

Look man, it's not that I won't be sanitizing my lips for like three days, but...

I've got a girlfriend, right? And uh, being tied to you at this range kinda messes with, well

And I'm secure in my masculinity or whatever, cause, like, girlfriend.

And we both know we're not gay.

So...

[twinknife]

My heart bleeds for you - really, it does - but it's not like I haven't got a life plan of my own, you know!! I don't exactly have a lot of leisure time to spend tied up with a guy!

Exactly. We both know we're not gay, so let's not ruin it by doing something totally queer like kissing.

[poor_upbringing]

Well... okay look if we're gonna be stuck like this we're gonna need some construction materials to make some arrangements. Like... side-by side beds, cause sleeping on the floor sucks, with some kinda soundproof barrier that can be slid down in between 'em.

[twinknife]

Soundp-- ugh-- UGH!! Thanks for the descriptives, man, I did not need the mental picture!

Also there is no way you're getting laid while our hands are connected! We're just.... we're going to have to find an alternative!!