Digging At a Closed Wound

Aug 22, 2008 22:34

I saw a friend from high school today. The first thing is, I really don't have many friends from high school. As in, I don't talk to anyone from high school, period. High school for me was a gangrenous wound that took a long, long time to heal - that's how bad I hated it, and that hate and fear stagnated in me even longer. There are about a dozen ( Read more... )

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jrzshore August 23 2008, 13:01:40 UTC
Hey, this was a nice, cute story!

I guess you were due for one, but I would appreicate you going back to your standard stories about sports, doing stupid things, and feces, as soon as possible.

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I got it..... twinclash August 24 2008, 17:44:03 UTC
I would like to see Monkey Poo Throwing as an Olympic event - it covers all of your parameters listed above.

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Re: I got it..... the_way74 August 25 2008, 16:51:47 UTC
i'd crush opponents in a weighted fecal matter competition. i gurantee most of mine weigh at least the weight of a small embryo.

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Re: I got it..... twinclash August 25 2008, 21:24:30 UTC
awesome. thanks for sharing that, Chris.

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jrzshore August 25 2008, 22:39:29 UTC
If South Park is to be believed, the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office in Zürich has stated that the record for biggest turd is currently Bono.

And mind you, he doesn't HOLD the record. He IS the record!

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Fitting twinclash August 26 2008, 03:29:28 UTC
that is so awesome. I have no words to even come near it.

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