Alan + Dane = Shared everything!
Soon marks the year anniversary for non-health insurance lifestyle. It's been a good year, with only minor injuries--2 broken toes (both from running down the stairs with socks on), and broken thumb (from football), skinned knees, multiple cavities (they keep getting worse too, Mr. Pibb), and burns from putting hot food in my mouth.
Because of Boundary Waters, my dad is helping me get some catastrophic health insurance. It's only maybe $30 a month, and only I case I die in Canada.
But I just thought of this today! Dane is a FULL-TIME TEACHER! What if I just used his insurance?! It's the perfect crime? How are any stupid doctors going to figure out that? And, if anything, Dane will just have to pretend he went through an illness or surgery or something! Take that, everyone that never believed in me!
So two bands, Oxes and Bomb The Music Industry! are blowing my mind! Oxes i've been listening to for a while, but only now have I realized how frickin' hilarious they are. Click that link and read about them. Also, their myspace has them playing really weird versions of covers, like Foo Fighter's "Everlong".
And Dane, tell me about Bomb the Music Industry! Where have they been? All their music is free online!
Because of Boundary Waters, my dad is helping me get some catastrophic health insurance. It's only maybe $30 a month, and only I case I die in Canada.
But I just thought of this today! Dane is a FULL-TIME TEACHER! What if I just used his insurance?! It's the perfect crime? How are any stupid doctors going to figure out that? And, if anything, Dane will just have to pretend he went through an illness or surgery or something! Take that, everyone that never believed in me!
So two bands, Oxes and Bomb The Music Industry! are blowing my mind! Oxes i've been listening to for a while, but only now have I realized how frickin' hilarious they are. Click that link and read about them. Also, their myspace has them playing really weird versions of covers, like Foo Fighter's "Everlong".
And Dane, tell me about Bomb the Music Industry! Where have they been? All their music is free online!