The Domstone Legacy 1.2
Since I had the week off I decided to work on another update! And what a LOOOONNNGGGG update it is.
The house to blatantly put was small. Too small to even accommodate a crib for little baby Saga! 'Tis a shame.
And here is the product of my extremely crappy house. It's almost depressing how I cannot build in the Sims 3.
This house is extremely basic and will get better over time... Hopefully.
Malik really enjoys heavy machinery.
Seriously, this guy does not know how to wear pants.
Though they have their BABY behind them, they don't mind getting a little frisky if you know what I'm sayin'
They ain't quittin', yo!
Gogi's derping it up in adulthood!
Meh, he's kinda cute. Like that ugly cute. Paradox.
And this, my lovely readers, is what Saga looks like without her alien genes.
Ok, I admit, I cheated here. This town has NOTHING for Malik to steal, so I made a lot filled with expensive cars... >_>
Malik: Yes, yes, my klepto skills are tingling.
Considering Gogi's social needs were always in red, the Domstones adopted another dog... I can't remember his name for the life of me since he is so quiet and shy and stuffers... Ah well.
Violently vomiting in a toilet in nothing but underwear could only mean one thing! And it's not a hung over~
Look at dis cutie, guise guise look!
Malik: GUISE! GUISE!!!! I DID NOT FREAKING PEE IN PUBLIC! I SWEAR!
Meanwhile, this ADORABLE baby is learning to walk! Look at those damn good first steps.
This is when things started to go wrong.
Malik: Listen, it's been a late night. I am sick of you whining and pining for affection. Sometimes I just need time for myself. Get it? Got it? Good.
Bindi: I'm sorry babe, I didn't realize. It was my fault.
Malik: No, don't worry about it. I just kind of snapped.
That night they didn't even cuddle.
All was peaceful within in the house.
Then Malik woke up. -_-
Yes, ask your wife who you just rejected a measly 8 hours before to give you a tattoo.
Wow, they look awesome! Where can I get one? /sarcasm
Much better. Much, much better.
Dafuq?
Sadly, Malik doesn't do much for Saga except love her.
...This seriously was such a short pregnancy.... DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Malik: Ew, you were pregnant? Freak. And clean up this goop when you're down squeezing that thing out of your--
Bindi: STFU MALIK. JUST TAKE ME TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL. STOP TRYING TO SAVOR YOUR MANHOOD.
Well someone's got their panties in a twist. Stop being such a woman Malik.
Malik: Shush Saga, child birth is too disturbing for you. We'll wait out here while Mommy goes through labor alone.
What a freaking troll.
Bindi: He is so glad he and I are holding our children.
The baby stage sucks balls, so we're just gonna skip right over it.
I hate how they just leave babies on the floor! The cold hard floor, that must be a bit traumatizing.
And thus... We have Ajax.
I think I like him more than Saga... Which is sad because I actually love Saga now.
Malik: So my wife gave birth and shit. Yeah, I need paternal leave.
Always avoiding work, JUST LIKE ME GUYS!!!
A devil has spawned amoung us!
SOMEONE CALL AN EXORCIST!
These two. These two.
Saga really enjoy's it when her father teaches her to speak. I mean look at that face. What a cutie.
CALM YOUR TITS, YO!
Honestly. Honestly? HONESTLY? HONESTLY!?
Considering Bindi is a modern woman, she doesn't need to be tied down to her kids! She's getting a job, yo!
And no worries she isn't a stripper or a prostitute considering she applyed in her underwear.
She joined the music career!
I feel bad for Bindi, she works all day and hardly gets help from her husband.
Though, Malik did get off his lazy arse and completed his LTW.
Priorities. This guy has them.
It gets frustrating... These kids are not on the same schedule and it annoys the crap outta me.
What a derp.
I CAN'T CONTAIN MY LOVE FOR THIS GUY! I CAN'T!
Malik: *dramatic monologue* I married this woman for a reason... She's not a stranger in my home. She's my wife. I can't believe I let myself act this way towards her. Our marriage is at stake. It can't end like this. Everything is my fault. Now is the time to fix this.
Malik: I love you Bindi, I'm sorry for the way I've been treating you. Forgive me?
Bindi: Of course. I love you too, hun.
Malik: HAHAHAHA WHAT A N00B.
Fart sparkles are the best.
STUNNING!
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You guys know the deal... COMMENT! And note: I am not forcing marital problems between Bindi and Malik, that all happened on it's own... Which is weird.
Until next time my lovlies.