In the fifth grade, I almost won the spelling bee.
“E-v-a-n-e-s-c-e-n-t.”
“S-e-r-e-n-d-i-p-i-t-y.”
“M-n-e-m-o-n-i-c.”
“P-l-a-t-y-p-u-s.”
And then I…
“C-h-o-k-e-d.”
Bleh.
I threw an extra “i-s-s” into “M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.”
And I was
“D-i-s-q-u-a-l-i-f-i-e-d.”
And so I sat back down in my seat, tearing the “Hello My Name Is” tag off my shirt, the one with “
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