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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for king_of_clubs (-10 points).
Last week I had a shoot-out with sapperjoe256 fighting rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I set emojoe's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I punched lilsparky in the face (-10 points). Last Tuesday I ruled NW Indiana as a kind and benevolent dictator (BAMF) (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (538 points). For Christmas I deserve my own country!
Sincerely,
twelve_thirty