So, as you may know, my number one dream in life is to sing "What's Love Got To Do With It" with Tina Turner, who has been mine idol since I was five.

Now I learn that Oprah gave away my dream to another woman.

I give up.

Maybe I'll get to sing with Wilco sometime. Hmm...and I am in Kelly Hogan's band....but it's not the same, you know?Whatever