OHHHHHH YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! FINALLY! This is the greatest thing ever!

Where the Wild Things Are:

In my heart you are an earthquake

In other news, I had an amazing perfect dream last night.

Ah! My heart sings; welcome back!

I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you

-Paul Simon, "Kathy's Song"

Weird dream, grandma, weird dream.

Last night in my dream
John made me a sculpture made of pieces of sardines
and it was in a tupperware container

Way to go John!

I had an arousing dream
and incidentally it included a system of linear equations

Furthermore, I was in
the process of solving it when I woke up
with morning wood

Guess who I had sex with last night in my dream?

You'll never guess because there was like five of them and they were all fat!

In last night's dream the old friends got together
You must have just returned from a journey:
you were greater than I have remembered you,
had bigger ideas within you

We were comfortable like old lovers
because we no longer cared if someday we would become lovers

I had a dream last night
that was purely sexy,
modern, classic and young

She was beautiful
It was a good dream

In my dream...

"No matter what happens,
No matter what Andrew Wever says,
The Soandso Police Dept. is responsible."

That is strange.