Title: Everything Changes
Author: sistercarrion
Rating: PG 13
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness/ Captain John Hart
Challenges: 100 Drabble Challenge/ Kink
"Does Eye Candy get this too?”
“Ianto.”
John grinned, “Ian-to.”
“D'you want a gag?”
“Ian-to, Ian-to, Ian-to,” John instantly sing-songed. “Is it turn three times an' look in a mirror now?”
“Baby, you ain't turning anywhere right now.”
“I don't know, I've been known to turn plenty.”
“Off?”
“Hey! On. Definitely on. On the whole.”
“You should be tortured with some of your own puns sometime. For now though.. ready to count these strokes, Soldier?”
“Yessir.”
“Oh, and just to answer you.. no..”
“Huh?”
“I get it.” Jack grinned at John's baffled face, “Now. Count..”