The Vento Legacy. 2.2 PLUS HEIR POLL*.
Welcome back! Quick recap time: Theo and Pandora got engaged and married, they adopted a dog called Velvet who grew up freaking HUUGE, Doris turned up several times in an attempt to bang/steal Theo. Theo had a breakdown at the fact he had three kids and what a surprise their parenting skills sucked. The triplets reached toddler hood.
I guess being pregnant and looking after triplets is tough, poor Pandora is exhausted.
Theo: Honey, can you give me some privacy while I have a bath? Honey…?
Pandora: snore.
Ugh, face first into a plate of spoiled food. This pregnancy thing is so dignified.
Pandora: Ewww gross.
For some reason the triplets all gather in the bathroom to complain about their neglect.
Oh. Baby time!
It’s a girl, Ira, who has all of Theo’s genes apart from the skin.
For some reason, after Ira’s birth the game kept crashing so I had to move them out of the lot and back in again. Obviously this is the first thing they do.
Ira: Hey you! Can you put me in a crib maybe?
Pandora is no longer an astronaut, she reached the top of the military career and is now General. This comes with a cool new uniform.
Toddler cuteness spam.
Could you please not eat Velvet’s food, I’m really sick of getting pop ups telling me he’s starving.
Speaking of Velvet...
...HOLY CRAP WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Oh just another fight involving this damn dog. This is so disturbing; he looks like he could be part of a freak show at a circus.
He lost of course, were you expecting anything different?
He’s so ballsy though, even after being humiliated he still doesn’t back down.
But then they totally love each other and are playing and being cute together? I don’t understand dogs.
While Pandora was at work, I hired a Nanny, and look, it’s Theo’s date! Things got a little out of hand, just to give you an idea of what I’m dealing with:
Tate: WAAAAAAAAH NOONE CARES ABOUT HOW DIRTY I AM.
Velvet: I HATE THIS CHILD IT NEVER SHUTS UP
Theo: Eugh, but do I HAVE to pick her up? She stinks…
But all the Nanny did was cause weird traffic jams in the house with all the constant baby harassment of feeding them 10 million bottles when they clearly weren’t hungry.
Another reason the Nanny was sent to rescue us was for Theo’s beauty sleep, but the kids still kept coming in and whining and waking him up so…
I locked the door. Tehe!
When she’s not causing weird traffic jams and littering the house with bottles, she’s actually a really efficient nanny.
Hello lovely, welcome back to hell.
Pandora: Ugghhhh.
Evie: Mommy…?
Pandora: Ugh, can’t a woman crap in peace.
Toddlerhood seems so short but I assure you it was the worst sim 3 days ever.
Evie
Zara
Tate
Ira
I just love with siblings are so sweet to each other, don’t you? Treasure this, because it’s the last time you’ll see it.
Because apparently, there’s nothing like a bloodthirsty brawl early in the morning!
Nooo Ira get out of there! What the hell, you weirdo?
Tate: I. HATE. LIFE.
Velvet: Please STFU, trying to sleep.
Now that the triplets can pretty much take care of themselves, Ira get’s all the attention, she’s really cute but I’m thinking I might be a big meanie and not include her in the heir vote, simply because she has all of Theo’s genes besides her skin, plus, three kids to choose from is enough, right?
Zara: GOOD MORNING ASSHOLE
Tate: RIGHT BACK ATCHA
Evie: Hey, can I join in?
Why would you even want to, Evie?
Apparently Ira somehow magically got potty trained in the 24 hours she’s been a toddler. Not that I’m complaining, at least that’s one less child in aspiration failure.
Evie makes friends with this beautiful cat. Let me adopt you ok
Meanwhile inside, Tate and Zara are still hating each other.
Velvet: I can haz cheezebuger?
Zara: HAHAHAHAH Oh HAHAHAHA That is so funny my baby sister passed out on the floor HAHAHA.
Zara: I ACTUALLY HATE HOMEWORK
Adorable kitty: OH LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU
Velvet is still having trouble with other dogs, mainly because he’s still an asshole.
Despite that though, he’s nice enough to humour the kids and let them hug him.
Another day, another fight and Evie LOVES it.
It was only a matter of time before the girls decided to hate each other I suppose.
Pandora: Congratulations on beating up your sister!
Zara: Thanks mom! :D
Tate: HELLO BITCH!!
Velvet decides he wants to get in on this hate fest too.
Zara: eeeeeee.
Zara: BOO HOO HOO WHAT A MEAN DOGGY
Evie: How dare you say that about my best friend, VELVET!!
It’s true, for some reason Evie is the only one he tolerates and they are like BFFS.
Zara: HI EVIE *kicks in the gut*
Poor Velvet has got so fed up with the triplet’s constant fighting that he’s taken to sleeping outside.
Tate: RAH I HATE YOU
Evie: Oh look another fight.
Ira: EXCUSE ME NO PAY ATTENTION TO ME, DOES NO ONE CARE I GREW UP?
I guess not, no!
Theo brought home one of his work colleagues AKA a potential lay who he has two bolts for.
Potential Lay: ooooh maybe I could just squeeze in between them.
or maybe you could GTFO
In recent triplet hate developments, Tate and Evie now queue in an orderly fashion to beat up Zara.
Velvet skips to the front on account of him being an asshole and having no etiquette.
Evie: YOU’RE SO DUMB EVEN THE BESTEST DOG IN THE WORLD HATES YOU
Ira: Suuuure, I’d love to be a member of the HZFAE (Hate Zara For All Eternity) Club
Zara: I’m on to you bitches.
Pandora: My asshole children are blocking the way to the fridge and I’m hungry, help!!
As you can imagine, choosing the most cramped space in the house to fight leads to some terrible queue issues.
And when did you become a little bastard?
Ira: Around the time Tate, Evie and I made a pact to hate Zara for all eternity.
Such happy well-adjusted children!
Evie: Moooooooom, daaaad, Zara is being mean D:
Theo: Not now kids, we're busy!
Tate: GET YOUR SKANK FACE AWAY FROM ME
Zara: GET YOUR SKANK HANDS OFF OF MY FACE!
Run, run as fast as you can away from this madhouse!
Seriously? I’m tickled by her name.
So, I have Tate try to become friends with her, but it was a failure considering all he wanted to do was badmouth Zara. Andro really couldn’t give a fuck as you can see.
Tate was particularly disappointed that she didn’t share his irrational hate for his sister.
Not content with using his sister as a punching bag, Tate’s teddy gets the same abuse.
He and Evie are really close though, probably bonded through their extreme hate of Zara.
Zara: WHO NEEDS THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ANYWAY, NOT ME!
Tate: Yeah! More fighting! Woo hoooo!
The HZFAE Club is coming along great. Favourite actives include impaling Zara’s head through walls.
God these kids are so violent.
Tate: I hate you!
Zara: I hate you more!
Pandora: Uh..should I do something?
No, just stand there. That’s perfectly fine.
THANK YOU FOR NOT HELPING ANYTHING ONE LITTLE BIT, VELVET.
Hope you enjoy your punishment!
Oh wow. How about NO you little weirdos.
It's cute to see them just sitting doing homework, it's so peaceful and they look so innocent.
Ira: Hey, remember that time you got your ass kicked. Lol that was so funny.
Actually, Ira, that was just about an hour ago.
Zara: Good morning, Evie.
Evie: Morning, Zara.
Tate: nooooo, you aren’t suppose to talk to each other D:
HI DORIS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GTFO? lol at velvet hatin' on her.
Doris: Well, still lookin’ hot after 4 kids. Let’s fuck.
Aw you are such weirdos in lust, I'll never understand you.
Anyway, lets forget about them for a second because it's the triplet's birthday!
BUT BEFORE I COULD EVEN MAKE THEM OVER:
Pandora: oooh kama sutra, Theo would like this hehehe.…Wait, what’s that sound??
Pandora: noooooooooooo D:
Pandora goes completely ape-shit at Theo, it's kind of terrifying.
Theo: BOO HOO HOO PANDORA IS SO MEAN BOO HOO HOO
You cheated on her! More than once in fact!
Theo: BUT SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THOSE OTHER TIMES WAH WAH WAH
Zara: SORRY NO CAKE ALLOWED FOR HOME-WRECKERS!
Doris: I always knew there was a reason I hated these kids....
Doris: snore.
Tate: heheheehehe karma.
So, that's all for this update. Theo and Pandora's marriage is in ruins thanks to Doris and Theo and ACR. I've also decided to include the heir poll in this update since I'm probably going to ship the kids off to college as soon as Ira becomes a teen, but she's not included in the vote since she's just pretty much a clone of Theo and let's face it, one Theo is more than enough in this legacy.
So, here are the triplets:
Evie Vento.
Aspiration: Pleasure.
LTW: Become Game Designer.
Sloppy/Neat: 6
Shy/Outgoing: 8
Lazy/Active: 8
Serious/Playful: 4
Grouchy/Nice: 3
Turn Ons/Off: Blonde Hair, Brown Hair. Custom Hair.
Tate Vento.
Aspiration: Popularity.
LTW: Become Captain Hero.
Sloppy/Neat: 10
Shy/Outgoing: 9
Lazy/Active: 10
Serious/Playful: 4
Grouchy/Nice: 2
Turn Ons/Off: Athletic, Good at Cleaning. Stink.
Zara Vento.
Aspiration: Family.
LTW: Have 6 Grandchildren.
Sloppy/Neat: 10
Shy/Outgoing: 8
Lazy/Active: 10
Serious/Playful: 3
Grouchy/Nice: 2
Turn Ons/Off: Make Up, Athletic. Creative.
Poll
Poll closes on Friday, March 22nd.