The Vento Legacy 2.1
Welcome back to the Vento Legacy.
Quick recap:
We met our lovely handsomest founder of all, Theo who had a little bit of a problem with the ladies. Namely, Doris who decided she hated his guts after my game crashed which caused him to stand her up. Never fear because then he met lovely ginger haired, brown eyed Pandora and fell deeply in love.
So, last time I mentioned that Pandora didn't bring a whole lot of monies, she brought $3000 to be exact, but then I checked her inventory and look at all the goodies! Two freaking pianos!
If you thought Theo could escape his disastrous dates, you were wrong. Oh how lovely. Moving on.
Theo: *kissie kissie kissie*
Pandora: D’awww. :DDD
Just as Theo was about to pop the question to Pandora, look who turns up. You still have impeccable timing Doris. It’s like she senses it or something.
Yes, it's highly appropriate to flirt with another woman while your girlfriend is happily eating breakfast in the kitchen. You go ahead, Theo.
Theo/Doris: *friends, falling in love*
I assume she’s forgiven him for standing her up.
GOODBYE DORIS. Please don’t come back for a very long time.
Now, onto more important matters.
Theo: Doris, Uh, I mean Pandora, I love more than anyone. There isn’t anyone else I love-
HAHAHAHA
Theo: SHUT UP.
Sorry, please continue.
Theo: …will you please be my wife?
Pandora: Oh! It shines brighter than the sun! Of course I will! AND IS THIS DIAMOND EXPENSIVE??
She's a fortune sim, in case you couldn't tell.
I caved and had them rescue a pup. It seems fitting now that they are settling down together.
Plus, puppies are really cute! His name is Velvet. THOUGH I WILL COME TO REGRET THIS DECISION.
Time to get hitched…in the snow!
Vivacia: THEO YOU SO HOT.
Not entirely appropriate on his wedding day, Vivacia.
*squee*
Everyone wholeheartedly approves of this union. *tear*
Wedding cake spam. Oh god, this is so adorable, look at Theo's little hamster cheeks.
Of course, if you thought marriage would change Theo, you thought very wrong.
The awkward moment you wear the same outfit to a wedding. Oh the shame!
Just when I thought everyone was getting along and loving each other, some asshole guest goes and ruins it.
Asshole: Fuck you for no reason other than I decided to hate you.
Patience: Burn in hell.
You just know Theo couldn’t WAIT for this part of his wedding day. Ugh, newlyweds.
I don’t think I mentioned this but Pandora is an astronaut. Just one of the many things that make her awesome.
Romance sims will be romance sims. Theo wanted to woohoo with three different people so I had him call up Vivacia for a bootycall. lol he's only been married for 12 hours.
Theo: perrrrfect.
Pandora is absolutely none the wiser. Ignorance is bliss.
Pandora: Wait, something doesn’t feel right…
What's wrong??
Pandora: I dunno! I feel....weird...
~invisi-pop~
Wow, Theo’s supersperm.
Pandora is a ridiculously easy to please. This is one of the best sim pregnancies I’ve ever experienced, no passing out, no passing out IN the food, no bitching. She’s just so content to stay home, play with Velvet and read.
Velvet is so tiny he gets lost in snow. Aw.
Velvet also likes to chase Theo's car when he goes to work. It's really endearing and pulls on my heart strings A LOT.
Doris was creeping around outside the house so I had Pandora go greet her since she could use some human contact. I mentioned in the first update that they were friends...awkward considering they've both boned Theo.
They play at snowball fights and Pandora ends up freezing. I’m sure that’s Doris’ way of trying to kill her off and get Theo.
Holy crap, Velvet is a huge monster of a dog! A huge dog in this tiny house, I really didn’t think this through.
Pandora: Who cares about that because I’m in labour!!
Theo: *vomits in mouth*
Oh JOY! Twins!
Theo: Oh fuck, I just had a baby.
Pandora: Can you hold this one? I still have to give birth to the other one.
Theo: Ohhhh fuuuuck.
It says it all when a dog is more useful than Theo.
Theo: AREN’T YOU FINISHED GIVING BIRTH YET MY GOD
Theo: At least she’s still hot while giving birth *swoon*
Baby #1 is Zara, she has Pandora’s eyes and Theo’s hair.
Baby #2 is Evie, who has the same as Zara.
Baby #3 (YES THREE) is Tate and has Pandora’s hair and Theo’s eyes.
Speaking of Theo….
Theo: Hey, leave me alone, I’m flirting with my new girlfriend.
If you’re expecting to see better parenting than this, you'll be disappointed.
Sharing lunch with flies. Yum. I just love how in my legacies, as soon as babies are born, sanitation goes out the window.
Ugh, this dog digs holes everywhere, pees everywhere, chews everything. Why did I adopt him again?
Plus he’s an asshole to other dogs.
And gets in a ton of fights.
And loses. Fail.
And he absolutely hates the babies. Aren’t dogs supposed to be mans best friend?
And, I present to you Pandora being a great parent.
Pandora: Catching butterflies is way more fun than parenting.
Pandora: Ohhh my god, where did that baby come from?
Pandora: EXCUSE ME WHILE I ACT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT AND LEAVE MY BABY OUTSIDE WHILE I COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HUNGRY I AM.
Please be food poisoning, please be food poisoning.
Not food poisoning.
Look how lovely and tidy this place is!
Pandora: Guess what! Pregnancy gives me a free pass to constant bitching!
Ugh, this pregnancy has turned Pandora into a little demon.
Doris is even coming home with Theo from work now? Will she ever stop?
I guess not even the fact he’s married and has kids will stop her.
Doris: Eugh, babies.
She does hate the babies though.
Doris: If I had been married into this legacy, no way my babies would be so disgusting!
If you hadn't of decided to hate Theo being a little late for your date, you would be! Too bad, Doris, that ship has sailed.
Doris: Damn Pandora stole my man and now I can’t bang him because of her and their skanky kids *grumble grumble*
What better way to end this update than Birthday times!
Evie
Zara
Tate
Thanks for reading. Next time, the usual legacy madness.