BZORBING HOT!
so today both rocked and sucked in extremes. The first half of the day was hot and muggy and generally disgusting. i felt very not well most of the morning. just from the heat... then things got interesting. we havd waited to paint the section of the house above the roof because it was being burning hot cuz the sun was on it all morning. So we waited till lunch. and got up there and were happy with our choice.. because it afforded us shade.. for about an hour.. when the sun came BACK over the roof of the house, and began MERCILESSLY BEATING DOWN ON me and a Mr. Robert Yatue. So we are up trhere getting our brains friend.. and thewse are some of the comments ettered from our mouths.
" I think i should be allowed to use the phrase 'i dont think you can ask me that question until you give me a blowjob' i mean think off all the chances you get to use it!
'can i sit here?'
'mind if i sneak past you?'
'what are you doing here?"
'hi whats your name?'
thats was where it STARTED and went down hill. fast. the heat melting away our sanity,
"dude, have you ever tasted your own sweat?"
"yeah.. it's salty, because of all the salt in your sweat."
"yeah its like, salt peannut peanut shell salty."
"i cant stop licking the one clean spot on my arm!;
"i know and it's just makeing your thirstier!!"
"harry potter ad the order of the penis."
it kept degrading.... as the sun continued to bake us.. i noticed something about robs sneakers...
"DUDE! your shoes say BZORB on them.. that the coolest word EVER!! oh wait.. no! they say Abzorb.. but the a is faded... but whatever! BZORB! WE CAN USE IT FOR EVERY WORD! its like our new word! we can use it like 'fuck' it works in all forms. aww BZORB i dropped my soda.. Bzorb this. I am going the Bzorb home. What a bzorbing hot day to be painting this bzorb house." I t can take the place of all our curse words!.. dude.. on the count of three lets just say "bzorb to the other guys... DUDE! ok... BZORB!
Oh it gets worse, believe me.. i was there.. so time passes and its about 102 on the roof.. hot as Bzorb. and so we are just talk as we painted..
"dude.. what if this is all some heat induced hallucination... and we are really passed out on the rof. EMts are trying to revive us and the only words that come out of our heat melted brains are Bzorb. They'll think it is some new designer drug.. they drop us into re hab and we'll be all in the news and Bzorb. And all we keep saying is Bzorb... Dude! if we died... the mortician would be all "ma'am we think you should know... your sons last words were "bzorb" our moms will be like "our boys were good kids.. they just got on that Bzorb and trhe next thing we knew they were dead... dude.. that would be bzorbin awesome.
ok a ground rule... you can use bzorb any time you want.. but if there is an A infront... its just zorb. it was a zorbing good day today.
and worse..
i wanna be in a conversation at school.. in fact, i will PAY you 100$ to do this. deck out your room, and have some girl over.. and if she says anything like "dude, your have an AWESOME room. be like,, oh yeah? wait till you see my penis! and drop trau right then! and if she doesnt kill you.. you totally own her! or you have no nuts... but it woulcd be AWESOME!
oh yes, worse.
Dude what if we are still hallucinating..
10 min later
Dude what if we are still hallucinating.
30 min later....
Dude what if we are still hallucinating..
and so on.. till the end of the day.
thats not all. rob was drinking from a jug of water while we were cleaning up... and i just astarted chanting "BZORB BZORB BZORB." sometimes i dont even know.
After work we went to Ginger court and sang Ramones and Tenacious D n the way from there to NARA with our food, and eat general Gaos chicken while wading in up to our knees in the pond. we go so many odd looks. it was good. alright thats it. i am sure there was something else... OH yeah! "the shortest point between two distances is a... what the fuck??" i think i am retarded... "dude, the best part is i didnt noticed what you actually said until like two seconds after you said it it just didnt sound right... it sounded funny! heh.. we are so baked...yeah.. we are so fucked.
" I think i should be allowed to use the phrase 'i dont think you can ask me that question until you give me a blowjob' i mean think off all the chances you get to use it!
'can i sit here?'
'mind if i sneak past you?'
'what are you doing here?"
'hi whats your name?'
thats was where it STARTED and went down hill. fast. the heat melting away our sanity,
"dude, have you ever tasted your own sweat?"
"yeah.. it's salty, because of all the salt in your sweat."
"yeah its like, salt peannut peanut shell salty."
"i cant stop licking the one clean spot on my arm!;
"i know and it's just makeing your thirstier!!"
"harry potter ad the order of the penis."
it kept degrading.... as the sun continued to bake us.. i noticed something about robs sneakers...
"DUDE! your shoes say BZORB on them.. that the coolest word EVER!! oh wait.. no! they say Abzorb.. but the a is faded... but whatever! BZORB! WE CAN USE IT FOR EVERY WORD! its like our new word! we can use it like 'fuck' it works in all forms. aww BZORB i dropped my soda.. Bzorb this. I am going the Bzorb home. What a bzorbing hot day to be painting this bzorb house." I t can take the place of all our curse words!.. dude.. on the count of three lets just say "bzorb to the other guys... DUDE! ok... BZORB!
Oh it gets worse, believe me.. i was there.. so time passes and its about 102 on the roof.. hot as Bzorb. and so we are just talk as we painted..
"dude.. what if this is all some heat induced hallucination... and we are really passed out on the rof. EMts are trying to revive us and the only words that come out of our heat melted brains are Bzorb. They'll think it is some new designer drug.. they drop us into re hab and we'll be all in the news and Bzorb. And all we keep saying is Bzorb... Dude! if we died... the mortician would be all "ma'am we think you should know... your sons last words were "bzorb" our moms will be like "our boys were good kids.. they just got on that Bzorb and trhe next thing we knew they were dead... dude.. that would be bzorbin awesome.
ok a ground rule... you can use bzorb any time you want.. but if there is an A infront... its just zorb. it was a zorbing good day today.
and worse..
i wanna be in a conversation at school.. in fact, i will PAY you 100$ to do this. deck out your room, and have some girl over.. and if she says anything like "dude, your have an AWESOME room. be like,, oh yeah? wait till you see my penis! and drop trau right then! and if she doesnt kill you.. you totally own her! or you have no nuts... but it woulcd be AWESOME!
oh yes, worse.
Dude what if we are still hallucinating..
10 min later
Dude what if we are still hallucinating.
30 min later....
Dude what if we are still hallucinating..
and so on.. till the end of the day.
thats not all. rob was drinking from a jug of water while we were cleaning up... and i just astarted chanting "BZORB BZORB BZORB." sometimes i dont even know.
After work we went to Ginger court and sang Ramones and Tenacious D n the way from there to NARA with our food, and eat general Gaos chicken while wading in up to our knees in the pond. we go so many odd looks. it was good. alright thats it. i am sure there was something else... OH yeah! "the shortest point between two distances is a... what the fuck??" i think i am retarded... "dude, the best part is i didnt noticed what you actually said until like two seconds after you said it it just didnt sound right... it sounded funny! heh.. we are so baked...yeah.. we are so fucked.