Me:  *Staring intently at Laptop*
David: ...wtfru doing?
Me: Attempting to shut off the laptop using only my mind powers, duh.
David: mmm...You don't have mind powers, Nicole.
Me: ORLY?
David: YARLY.
Me: Go ahead and try to shut off the laptop, then.
David: *walks over to laptop*...It's off.
Me: MIND POWERS, YARLY.

MIND POWERS = FUCKING AWESOME

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I just got in my first car accident!

I was driving out of the gas station by my neighborhood then BAM! 
I crashed into a "Ghostbuster's Stain Cleaning" truck.
I started crying  because I was in a bad mood but then this fucking dreamy attractive guy steps out of his car and the wind is blowing in his hair with beautiful blue eyes and he grabbed my arm ( Read more... )