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Kelly: Hey the horoscopes didn’t mess up the plot! I just thought they were funny! Cuz they’re so dumb!! And, and-
Scott: Umm, Kelly, we’re waaaay past that now.
Kelly: Oh. Right. Umm, giant gold bricks, eh? This… could be difficult…
(They scratch their heads in thought)
Kelly: But wait… you didn’t say where we are now! So I’m gonna say… the graveyard!
(So poof! there they are! And yet, they were always there, weren’t they? So try and wrap your brain around that one!)
(They try to lift a Giant Gold Brick. And nearly die.)
Kelly: O_o heeeeeaaaavy…..
Scott: Okay, I think carrying them ourselves is out.
Kelly: Wait… we’re Khaos Generals, right? So… we have Khaos beads, right? Maybe if we transformed, we’d be strong enough to carry them!!
Scott: But shouldn’t we save that for some exciting battle scene? Not for lifting bricks, even if they are of the giant and gold variety!
Kelly: You’re right… well then-
A Ghost: Whoa whoa whoa excuuuuuuse ME! I don’t recall giving you permission to take my Giant Gold Bricks!
Scott: But Master Gracy said-
Ghost: Oh, Master Gracy huh?? Thinks he’s soooo great just because HE owns the house and HE does the narration!! Well he may own this mansion but he does NOT own my GGBs!!! So you can tell your Master Gracy to-
M. Gracy: Ahem. You do know I’m right here, don’t you?
Ghost: Er… heh… Hey, Master Gracy… sir…
M. Gracy: Oh, go on, keep threatening them. Maybe you’ll succeed in scaring them; they haven’t been afraid at all so far. Now, where did that seer run off to?
Ghost: Anyway, these- Umm… “Ghost”? Can’t I have a name?
Kelly: No!
Ghost: Argh… Alright, back to me yelling at you! These GGBs are MINE and you can’t have them! If you try to take them, I think you’ll find you have a bit of a problem.
Scott: A Problem?
Kelly: A Problem like “Who ate my brownies?”? Or is it “He’s got a gun”?
2 Voices: That would be choice number two!!
(Cody and Shadehawk, who have just appeared, stare at each other in consternation.)
Cody: Ahem. I don’t know who you think you are, but I’ve got the ultimate gun. *brandishes Warbringer*
Shadehawk: Ha! Are you kidding? My gun is the ultimate gun! *brandishes The Silver Arrow*
(They glare at each other)
Scott: (helpfully) “They’ve got guns” ?
Ghost: Oh dear… looks like I shouldn’t have hired two of them…
Kelly: Wait, aren’t you both good guys??
Cody: And you are two self-proclaimed villains attempting to steal Giant Gold Bricks? AKA Bad Guys?
Scott: But we’re like… good bad guys!
Shadehawk: I don’t care what you are as long as I get paid.
Kelly: That’s not very ethical…
Shadehawk: *shrug* I’m an antihero.
Cody: Well, I’m a bad-guy-turned-good-guy! Way cooler than an antihero!
Shadehawk: Hahaha! As IF! And anyway, my sunglasses are cooler than yours.
(Each now has his gun pointed at the other)
Ghost: *sigh* This isn’t working out like I expected…
[Is this Nanofictionary Problem card big enough for the two of them? Will they stop Scott and Kelly from getting the Giant Gold Bricks? Maybe Scott knows! But first…]
(Meanwhile, back at Bunny Park, the people continue to rejoice and to praise Slartibartfast, who has just finished his bag of chips. But Khrima has had enough…)
Khrima: How could this happen?? How could my evil plans make them happy?!
(He grabs Slartibartfast’s arm and drags him away.)
Khrima: You! This is your fault! Now you’d spoony well better help me do some real evil, or Argent will have Hot Pants for you!
[If you want Khrima to destroy Bunny Park, turn to page 5. If you think he should hatch a new evil plan, turn to page 9. If you realize this book has no pages, read on to see what happens when Scott writes!]
Scott: Umm, Kelly, we’re waaaay past that now.
Kelly: Oh. Right. Umm, giant gold bricks, eh? This… could be difficult…
(They scratch their heads in thought)
Kelly: But wait… you didn’t say where we are now! So I’m gonna say… the graveyard!
(So poof! there they are! And yet, they were always there, weren’t they? So try and wrap your brain around that one!)
(They try to lift a Giant Gold Brick. And nearly die.)
Kelly: O_o heeeeeaaaavy…..
Scott: Okay, I think carrying them ourselves is out.
Kelly: Wait… we’re Khaos Generals, right? So… we have Khaos beads, right? Maybe if we transformed, we’d be strong enough to carry them!!
Scott: But shouldn’t we save that for some exciting battle scene? Not for lifting bricks, even if they are of the giant and gold variety!
Kelly: You’re right… well then-
A Ghost: Whoa whoa whoa excuuuuuuse ME! I don’t recall giving you permission to take my Giant Gold Bricks!
Scott: But Master Gracy said-
Ghost: Oh, Master Gracy huh?? Thinks he’s soooo great just because HE owns the house and HE does the narration!! Well he may own this mansion but he does NOT own my GGBs!!! So you can tell your Master Gracy to-
M. Gracy: Ahem. You do know I’m right here, don’t you?
Ghost: Er… heh… Hey, Master Gracy… sir…
M. Gracy: Oh, go on, keep threatening them. Maybe you’ll succeed in scaring them; they haven’t been afraid at all so far. Now, where did that seer run off to?
Ghost: Anyway, these- Umm… “Ghost”? Can’t I have a name?
Kelly: No!
Ghost: Argh… Alright, back to me yelling at you! These GGBs are MINE and you can’t have them! If you try to take them, I think you’ll find you have a bit of a problem.
Scott: A Problem?
Kelly: A Problem like “Who ate my brownies?”? Or is it “He’s got a gun”?
2 Voices: That would be choice number two!!
(Cody and Shadehawk, who have just appeared, stare at each other in consternation.)
Cody: Ahem. I don’t know who you think you are, but I’ve got the ultimate gun. *brandishes Warbringer*
Shadehawk: Ha! Are you kidding? My gun is the ultimate gun! *brandishes The Silver Arrow*
(They glare at each other)
Scott: (helpfully) “They’ve got guns” ?
Ghost: Oh dear… looks like I shouldn’t have hired two of them…
Kelly: Wait, aren’t you both good guys??
Cody: And you are two self-proclaimed villains attempting to steal Giant Gold Bricks? AKA Bad Guys?
Scott: But we’re like… good bad guys!
Shadehawk: I don’t care what you are as long as I get paid.
Kelly: That’s not very ethical…
Shadehawk: *shrug* I’m an antihero.
Cody: Well, I’m a bad-guy-turned-good-guy! Way cooler than an antihero!
Shadehawk: Hahaha! As IF! And anyway, my sunglasses are cooler than yours.
(Each now has his gun pointed at the other)
Ghost: *sigh* This isn’t working out like I expected…
[Is this Nanofictionary Problem card big enough for the two of them? Will they stop Scott and Kelly from getting the Giant Gold Bricks? Maybe Scott knows! But first…]
(Meanwhile, back at Bunny Park, the people continue to rejoice and to praise Slartibartfast, who has just finished his bag of chips. But Khrima has had enough…)
Khrima: How could this happen?? How could my evil plans make them happy?!
(He grabs Slartibartfast’s arm and drags him away.)
Khrima: You! This is your fault! Now you’d spoony well better help me do some real evil, or Argent will have Hot Pants for you!
[If you want Khrima to destroy Bunny Park, turn to page 5. If you think he should hatch a new evil plan, turn to page 9. If you realize this book has no pages, read on to see what happens when Scott writes!]