Andeth soeth Scotteth Becameth Stucketh Sayingeth ETHeth
Scott: Okay, I forbid us from talking about Horoscopes for the next three postings. They screw up the plot.
Kelly: Since when have you worried about plot??
Scott: since I ran out of funny random things to say...stupid TV, killed my imagination...
Kelly: Oh, well, I guess we can do some work...or something...
Scott: Oh yeah! The Money! where is it, Master Gracy...
M. G. : ...and you will gain great physical strength...I Don't even have a body! Stupid horoscopes...Just Continue the tour...
Scott: I wonder if he's ever been to Frogstar B...
Kelly: GASP! Maybe he's trying to push us into a total perspective vortex!
M.G.: The only thing I push around here is the safety bar, thank you.
Madame Leota: ...and you will gain great physical strength! Hah, this is the easiest job ever!
Scott: Oh jeez, MORE horoscopes....
Kelly: YOU write horoscopes?!? You suck!
Madame Leota: Well, I'm the only Seer around, so you'll have to deal with it!
Kelly: Oh no you're not!
(Kelly rips open a hole in the space-time continuem and pulls out...)
Scott: Dominic Deegan!! Dude, I'm your biggest fan!!
Dominic: Oh what now...
Kelly: This seer lady sucks! Can you help us?
Dominic: Leota?? You call yourself a seer??
Scott: You know her??
Dominic: We went to USC together...
Kelly: You went to USC??!?
Dominic: Yeah...Uber Seer College...She was the bottom of the class! At least her Crystal ball still works...even with her inside it...Now, what did you want to know, exactly?
Kelly: We're looking for this money to get for Khrima!
S & K: YAY KHRIMA!
Dominic: ooookay....ummm...Let me see...
M. G. : I'm sure this is all very interesting, but you need to continue the freaking tour!!!
Dominic: AH!!! I'm hearing voices!
Kelly: Oh, don't worry, he's just disembodied
Scott: and Vocabularily Outstanding!
(They get back in their Doom Buggies, and continue the tour)
Dominic: AHHHH!!!!
M.G. : Finally! Someone who is afraid of what we have to offer! these two just seem excited!
Scott: Oh no! we forgot about Dominic's fear of the undead!
Dominic: LETMEOFFLETMEOFFLETMEOFFLETMEOFF!!!!!!
(Dominic jumps out of the DOOM buggie and starts running for an exit.
M.G. HEY! I said to remain seated! No respect...
Scott: Wait! Dominic! What about helping us find money? Dang, he's gone...
Kelly: Well, now what do we do?
M.G. ...and as nobody is listening to me, we will simply ride by the treasure...
S & K: AHH!! We're listening! We're listening!
M.G. sigh...selective hearing on these kids. Allright, here is your treasure! Take all you can carry!
(It is a pile of giant gold bricks)
Scott: Well...crap
(and then he gave the story to Kelly!)
Kelly: Since when have you worried about plot??
Scott: since I ran out of funny random things to say...stupid TV, killed my imagination...
Kelly: Oh, well, I guess we can do some work...or something...
Scott: Oh yeah! The Money! where is it, Master Gracy...
M. G. : ...and you will gain great physical strength...I Don't even have a body! Stupid horoscopes...Just Continue the tour...
Scott: I wonder if he's ever been to Frogstar B...
Kelly: GASP! Maybe he's trying to push us into a total perspective vortex!
M.G.: The only thing I push around here is the safety bar, thank you.
Madame Leota: ...and you will gain great physical strength! Hah, this is the easiest job ever!
Scott: Oh jeez, MORE horoscopes....
Kelly: YOU write horoscopes?!? You suck!
Madame Leota: Well, I'm the only Seer around, so you'll have to deal with it!
Kelly: Oh no you're not!
(Kelly rips open a hole in the space-time continuem and pulls out...)
Scott: Dominic Deegan!! Dude, I'm your biggest fan!!
Dominic: Oh what now...
Kelly: This seer lady sucks! Can you help us?
Dominic: Leota?? You call yourself a seer??
Scott: You know her??
Dominic: We went to USC together...
Kelly: You went to USC??!?
Dominic: Yeah...Uber Seer College...She was the bottom of the class! At least her Crystal ball still works...even with her inside it...Now, what did you want to know, exactly?
Kelly: We're looking for this money to get for Khrima!
S & K: YAY KHRIMA!
Dominic: ooookay....ummm...Let me see...
M. G. : I'm sure this is all very interesting, but you need to continue the freaking tour!!!
Dominic: AH!!! I'm hearing voices!
Kelly: Oh, don't worry, he's just disembodied
Scott: and Vocabularily Outstanding!
(They get back in their Doom Buggies, and continue the tour)
Dominic: AHHHH!!!!
M.G. : Finally! Someone who is afraid of what we have to offer! these two just seem excited!
Scott: Oh no! we forgot about Dominic's fear of the undead!
Dominic: LETMEOFFLETMEOFFLETMEOFFLETMEOFF!!!!!!
(Dominic jumps out of the DOOM buggie and starts running for an exit.
M.G. HEY! I said to remain seated! No respect...
Scott: Wait! Dominic! What about helping us find money? Dang, he's gone...
Kelly: Well, now what do we do?
M.G. ...and as nobody is listening to me, we will simply ride by the treasure...
S & K: AHH!! We're listening! We're listening!
M.G. sigh...selective hearing on these kids. Allright, here is your treasure! Take all you can carry!
(It is a pile of giant gold bricks)
Scott: Well...crap
(and then he gave the story to Kelly!)