Pastor Grandma
Wow today has been an unbelievably shitty day. I mean it was awesome when I got to hang out with Jessica! any day I get to see jess is a good day. What made the day so shitty is when I came back home. Ok get this I come back home and ask my grandma if after work tomorrow I can go to my friend Melodi's house and she's all like I don't know I'll have to pray about it! FUCK PRAYING! I really don't believe in God right now! And she pretty much told me the last things I wanted to hear....what is that you ask? A whole bunch of Jesus shit! I hate this! She's all like blah blah blah forgive your mom and blah blah blah turn the other cheek and blah blah blah you're moving in with ur mom and blah blah blah blah blah. In the end she pretty much told me that God is there and other jesus shit I chose not to listen to or care about and then she went ahead and told me that a week after my mom moves into her new place that I HAVE to fucking move in with them! FYI: don't be surprised when I'm either gone, dead, or in Plateau Mental Health! If not all three! DAMN! Well the bottom line is that grandma is PISSING THE SHIT OUT OF ME and I'm here typing this to you after just having my dad completely ruined! Well anyhow I'm gonna move backwards from there. That shit just happened about 20 minutes ago and the rest of the stuff is good :) well almost all of it anyway. Let's see what all happened? Well school was shit and I don't feel like going into it right now like I usually do! So yay you all get a treat! But there is one thing I have to tell u about that happened at school....but thats later....ok well anyways I went with Jessica today to go out for my birthday. We went to O'Charley's it was cool. After we ate there we went over to Steak N' Shake for Jess to do another one of her 2 hour "hi's" lol. Well after that we went to her house. While we were there we got so see everybody's favorite bitch! Ya know her, ya hate her, Nikki Hartford! Ugh! I think that she thinks that I think that she's cool. I used to think she was cool until I actually started knowing her just a tad...that's when I found out how big of a bitch she was. She's snotty and all that shit. Well bottom line is that she is no longer friends with Jessica. Jessica if you ever read this I'm proud of you (not that it means anything to you that im proud of you) for finally breaking off friendship with her! I thought you'd never do that! Anyways moving on. After that I went home and went straight to my room to do nothing until like I said 20 minutes ago when grandma started her pastor grandma shit. She also before she ended that shit tried to pry into my life and figure out my "problem". Well I hope she knows that I'm never telling her or anyone else in my family. Anyways back furthur to third block at school...the funniest thing happened. I was half asleep and was trying to stay awake so I didn't get into trouble. Well Mrs. Brummitt was talkin about some dumb shit and was saying sentences...she was saying stuff like "your eyes are blue" "your hair is brown" and shit like that...well then she says "your clothes are on the floor" well the first thing that popped into my mind was naked ppl...and i said WOAH out loud and like 3x as loud as I meant to say it....well everyone paused for a minute and then burst out laughing...and she, like the dumbass she it, started waving her finger saying "sick sick sick mind thats not what i meant!" and then she said "I meant a kid with clothes on the floor in his room....a dirty room! sick sick mind" and then she just continued on....it was so funny...well thats about all there is to my day...other than the fact that yet again i have homework in 4th block that im not doing....lol im gonna fail my notebook check at the end of the 9 weeks but hell if i care...well im out have a nice day (unlike me)