Woke up this morning with a killer headache.

I had a really frickin' weird dream last night, and it took me all day to figure out why exactly it seemed like such a familiar setting. That Harry Potter stuff? Yeah. I don't know jack about it, but it was damn realistic. And I guess my subconscious thought I was smart enough to be a professor in this ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM?

Why have the pants of my students turned into skirts?

MR. BONNEFOY IS DEAD. Or if not him, SOMEONE IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

I will not stand for this sort of slander.

((ooc: Nevermind the Hufflepuff scarf; Sadiq just wants a reason to hate his colleague :'|))

Defense Against the Dark Arts Classes

Unfortunately, it seems that there are quite a few students close -- if not already past the mark -- to failing the one class that should be everyone's favorite. I am not sure why this is happening, but let me remind you:

I do not accept failure.

To the following students, I suggest you get your acts together ( Read more... )