[Blog] I think I found a gray hair
I think I stopped keeping track of my age at 25. Is that reasonable? S'not like people need to know how old I am anyway; it doesn't have anything to do with who I am.
Needless to say, life's stress has finally given me my first... gray hair. On my jaw. I shaved so that I didn't have to see the proof, but I can't help but feel that 20 more will grow back to replace it. Fuck fuckfuckfuckFUCK. I'm not that old! Clearly I need to sleep more and go out less. And see people less.
I still feel weird about... things. Someone shoot me in the head.