[Journal] UNHAPPY PROF IS UNHAPPY

[turkishsurprise]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM?

Why have the pants of my students turned into skirts?

MR. BONNEFOY IS DEAD. Or if not him, SOMEONE IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

I will not stand for this sort of slander.

((ooc: Nevermind the Hufflepuff scarf; Sadiq just wants a reason to hate his colleague :'|))

Comments

[das_vedanya]

I will get to the bottom of this sir.

[turkishsurprise]

Fine. Whatever. Tell me whatever you find out.

[das_vedanya]

It appears that it was Gryffindor's doing. They framed the Hufflepuff house.

[turkishsurprise]

Oh really? And how did we come to this conclusion?

Not that I mind; Gryffindor seems to be a bunch of noisy dumbasses who can't change a lightbulb by themselves.

[das_vedanya]

The fourth year Zhi apparently had an unfortunate run-in with two of the Gryffindor conspirators. They managed to get the password out of him.

[turkishsurprise]

Interesting, thank you~

Do we have names? I would love to give them a suitable punishment.

[das_vedanya]

Alfred Jones and Alicia VanPeeters, sir.

[waitforsuperman]

You have no proof, I'm taking this to Headmistress Rory if Gryffindor loses any more points!

[das_vedanya]

We can find proof. Zhi might be a troublemaker, but he is not a liar.

[waitforsuperman]

Find some and I won't complain. Until then, Feliks, Alicia and I are innocent.

[turkishsurprise]

What's this about a Feliks now?

Take it to the Headmistress if you want to; I don't care either way.

[waitforsuperman]

I see you blaming him down there! Leave him alone!

I have excelled in your class, I am one of your BEST students, this is the only class I am good at. Take away points all you want if we do something wrong but you are abusing your position as a Head of house against us Gryffindors! This is discrimination and I am done.

[turkishsurprise]

I didn't blame him for anything, Mr. Jones. You're being pretty touchy for something who's supposedly innocent.

Excelling in my class or not, that doesn't give you the right to do things to the Slytherin common room. If you want to play the "he said, she said" game then so be it, but we will find our evidence. After all, someone had to have slandered the common room, and I believe the children from Gryffindor possess the ability.

The discrimination is in your head, Jones.

strikes deleted

[waitforsuperman]

...Yes sir Professor Adnan.

It is not in my head. You're just an egotistical asshole who's angry that Gryffindor is better than all your pathetic little Slytherins you hold in just high goddamn esteem. One day you're going to regret this Professor Adnan. Just you wait.

It is a good thing those strikes are deleted, sir 8|

[turkishsurprise]

Good.

I will generously hold on your detention for now. Just hope the evidence doesn't surface by the time you have your first Quidditch match, yes?

ALFRED WILL GET HIS REVENGE /dramatic music

[waitforsuperman]

Let's hope. I'd hate to lose and miss the opportunity to face Slytherin on the field.