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Mar 12, 2005 01:39

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Come back to the internets! techieguru March 12 2005, 06:57:02 UTC

wooing bomb-ass asian girls

Is "bomb-ass" a compliment or an insult?

declaring said furniture makeout furniture
- using said furniture

Since when did you grow up?

Re: Come back to the internets! turkishpirate March 12 2005, 07:04:47 UTC

bomb-ass -- [adj] A.K.A. super fly, sizzlin', off da hook. a V. Good Thing.

dude, i get around. and imagine that as i say that, i am winking and slicking back my hair.

Re: Come back to the internets! techieguru March 12 2005, 07:05:36 UTC

I can't help but think of you as 12. But it's affectionate, not insulting.

Re: Come back to the internets! turkishpirate March 12 2005, 07:08:42 UTC

i know. you're not the only one. why people get this impression of me from the internets, i have no idea.

Re: Come back to the internets! techieguru March 12 2005, 07:10:44 UTC

Probably you don't post enough about your sex life. Or, alternately, enough updated photos.

Re: Come back to the internets! turkishpirate March 12 2005, 07:22:35 UTC

i only ever take pictures in rooms with no sunlight and under bright light bulbs so that i look yellow. i don't like showing my pastiness. but as a result it makes me look young.

and i leave sex life posts to people like zipless. I couldn't even come close to writing anything nearly that interesting, so i don't even bother.

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