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Tough Choices, Vol. I

Jan 12, 2005 01:40

fellas:
you get into a car accident one day driving on the highway in the middle of the night. it was a disastrous crash and you would have certainly died, but miraculously a genie appears out of nowhere and saves your life. however, this miracle comes with a strange caveat: as a result of the magic that the genie just used to keep you from certain ( Read more... )

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turkishpirate January 12 2005, 07:28:02 UTC

i don't know...i don't know about the average dude, but moustaches are pretty bad. Esp. handlebar ones. you know what those are, right?

i don't have a good picture of dollar-signs shaved into someone's head, but i can suggest the mental image of the time the kid brother on the old nickelodeon show my brother and me [I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME AAARGH. NOT ALPHIE OR GOO BUT THE OTHER ONE] got dollar-sign/lightning-bolts shaved into his head to be just like "Cool Dr. Money." It was pretty bad even then, and that was the mid-nineties.

dreamsbedreams January 12 2005, 07:34:22 UTC

of course i know what a handlebar mustache is, but with the lower east side look being so popular these days, some guys can actually pull those off as part of a look. i guess if you included the mustache ornaments, then it's as bad.

turkishpirate January 12 2005, 07:36:56 UTC

maybe. all i know is that on me and most normal dudes, it would be pretty damn horrible. I guess that is one way i never thought of it though -- the moustache does become a lot easier to pull off once you hit your 40's or so. The dollar-sign buzz cut, though, would only get more and more ridiculous the older you are, and it's pretty damn ridiculous to begin with.

turkishpirate January 12 2005, 07:37:30 UTC

alls i know is, no matter which option you pick, you're going to have a seriously hard time getting laid.

dreamsbedreams January 12 2005, 07:59:10 UTC

ok. if i was a dude, i would do the lightening blots and hope there was still a fly sistah in the hood who still liked that kind of thing.
but for the ladies options it's so hard. part of me would lean toward the rosie cut because my hair is a comfort to me and to not have any hair would be scary. i would have to become a lesbian. but with no hair some might think i was a cancer patient and maybe i would get a pity fuck.. that's horrible.

ookala January 12 2005, 08:00:20 UTC

DEE DEE.

god i hated that show.

turkishpirate January 12 2005, 21:46:02 UTC

thank you!

yes that show was horrible but we all watched it anyways. all 5 episodes of it ever made.

it also probably gets the silver medal for being the ugliest-casted sitcom ever, beaten out only by salute your shorts.

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turkishpirate January 14 2005, 06:24:14 UTC

dude, it was. too bad it didn't come up when i quickly google searched for "handlebar moustache."

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