Tough Choices, Vol. I
fellas:
you get into a car accident one day driving on the highway in the middle of the night. it was a disastrous crash and you would have certainly died, but miraculously a genie appears out of nowhere and saves your life. however, this miracle comes with a strange caveat: as a result of the magic that the genie just used to keep you from certain death, you must either immediately start growing a full handlebar moustache and keep it forever OR spend the rest of your life with your hair shaved to a buzz cut with no less than 6 large dollar signs shaved into your head. The dollar sign designs must be at least 3.5" by 2" each. If at any point during your life you should fail to satisfy at least one of these two conditions, you will die immediately. if at any point you explain to anyone the deal you made with the genie and why you have whichever hair quirk you chose, you will die immediately. Aside from these conditions, you are able to walk away from the car wreck without any injuries and are free to live the rest of your life as you please. Which option do you pick, the dollar-sign buzz or the moustache?
ladies:
similar situation, except your choices are a post coming-out, butch-period Rosie O'Donnell 'do or complete baldness. Again, you can't tell anyone why you're wearing these or disobey them for the rest of your life without immediately being killed. Which 'do do you pick?
you get into a car accident one day driving on the highway in the middle of the night. it was a disastrous crash and you would have certainly died, but miraculously a genie appears out of nowhere and saves your life. however, this miracle comes with a strange caveat: as a result of the magic that the genie just used to keep you from certain death, you must either immediately start growing a full handlebar moustache and keep it forever OR spend the rest of your life with your hair shaved to a buzz cut with no less than 6 large dollar signs shaved into your head. The dollar sign designs must be at least 3.5" by 2" each. If at any point during your life you should fail to satisfy at least one of these two conditions, you will die immediately. if at any point you explain to anyone the deal you made with the genie and why you have whichever hair quirk you chose, you will die immediately. Aside from these conditions, you are able to walk away from the car wreck without any injuries and are free to live the rest of your life as you please. Which option do you pick, the dollar-sign buzz or the moustache?
ladies:
similar situation, except your choices are a post coming-out, butch-period Rosie O'Donnell 'do or complete baldness. Again, you can't tell anyone why you're wearing these or disobey them for the rest of your life without immediately being killed. Which 'do do you pick?