Apr 09, 2008 14:47
So afew days after the Saul Williams show, I added CX Kidtronik and Dragons of Zynth of my myspace account as friends. I also sent CX an email. This is how it starts:
From: Alex (Equal Variety)
Date: Apr 8, 2008 5:09 PM
Did you ever find your way to One Eyed Jack's?
From: CX Kidtronik
Date: Apr 9, 2008 1:05 AM
yea- i danced onstage with shawty rock w the mohawk *that shit was a wig!* ha ha
From: Alex (Equal Variety)
Date: Apr 9, 2008 12:44 PM
Wait really? Shit, after I complimented her on the hair and everything! I feel lied to! Decieved!!
Check this, I just found out that one of our douchebags of a friend stole one of ya'lls tambourines off stage when the show ended. We plan on stealing it back from him and if you want, tell him that "CX sent us" and give him a light stomping on.
But in all seriousnesss, if we get it back from him, is there any way we can send it to you guys?
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To my compatriots reading this, I think it's clear. We have a new mission. Metal Gear Scott 2: Tambourine of the Funkiest. We need to get that tambourine back from Scott. It's an extremely insulting thing to steal from good musicians (i.e. I have no qualms about stealing from Scott). Next time Scott plays a show (the last one was on Monday April 7th apparently), we need to convince him to bring Saul's tambourine, as that would be "the cool thing to do", and then while he's playing, we steal it and get the fuck out. I'm sure in afew days ou so, CX will contact me about whether we can do anything about sending it to them.