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[tummai]

I received an email from Jared "Ham" Mays this morning. He is living in Chiba prefecture, teaching English. BTW Vanessa, he sends his regards (Texas Vanessa that is). It's good to hear from him after 1.5 years of wondering what happened to him. I was kinda hoping he had drowned to death, or been strangled to death, or had immolated himself, but

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[amiiro]

DAMMIT! Did he sound depressed? Did he break up with his fiancee yet? Did he get her pregnant??!?!!? Does he have an angsty blog? Aaaahhh!!!! Need more dirt!!!!!!!

Send me the green ones! I'll eat them!

[tummai]

No, actually he sounded quite upbeat! He's still with the same girl. If she's pregnant he didn't mention it. Nor did he mention any blog. He did mention that he was really busy (his excuse for a late reply to my email. apology not accepted btw), so that makes a blog unlikely. You'll find all the dirt you need if you look under grass.

Sorry, I ate all the green ones already :)

[tummai]

He also mentioned that he was recently circumsized, and he gave the foreskin to his fiance's mother as a sort of "bride-price".