Bois, Masturbation, and Cigars
Energy levels and the amount of hormonal activity were very high last night and this morning for Stan and I. At approximately 10:30 we proceeded to Owego to walk the wonderful bridge. ::Sigh:: We smoked cigars and talked about life and love. How I love the chase and he told me about his cinematic scene with Logan. We walked to Megan and Bill's house twice. We walked passed drunk people. We had our fair share of the Owego Gossip getting screamed right out a window. Then we decided to leave at 12:30 cause we both had to pee.
Album on the way home: Maroon 5- Songs About Jane
We ended up at Denny's. Wow were the pretty boys out there last night. Whoa! Stan could not stop goggling the hot guys (DOUG). I wasn't helping, but I never said I was a good influence. He would've ran into everyone of his friends. I loved it. It was so busy. He saw his friend Cassie, which, I think we are hanging out with tonight. She had this friend named (Holy Shit I forgot his real name)and he looked exactly like, a carbon copy, and the twin of Bert McKraken. Imagine me flipping out in the middle of Denny's and Stan being the only one who knew why.
Album on the way to my house: The Used- Self Titled Album
We screamed our asses off in the car. We screamed so hard Stan temporarily lost his voice and my throat hurts. We ended up back at my house looking at Hott Gay Men. Now no offense to straight men but Gay guys are way hotter. Allright we were on a gay website and we found the hottest guy god has ever created.
http://profile.qguys.com/Gremmi
He is the spitting image of my Ex but Gremmi is twenty and....Just look at the stats. But I got out of Stan that the only reason he wouldn't toss around my ex was because he was to Young and that I'm his friend. I love Stan but he can have the bastard. Lol. I want my ex's Dad. Lol. DILF (Dad I'd Like to Fuck).
Stan: Wow look, that is the Subway we ate at before we went to go see The Used.
Megan: Yeah with the boyfriend you'd LIKE TO FUCK!
Ethan Quote of the Night: "I DOn't Want To bE a SeX GoddeSS" ::Flailing Arms::
swankerpoo: it was a friend... i blew him and he blew me but we were imagining it was chicks doign it
swankerpoo: but really... i sorta liked it
swankerpoo: it tasted wierd but in a good way
RisingAss: I'm glad
swankerpoo: and to him i would do it again... or someone whos cool with me and has a dick like his
swankerpoo: but really im bi
RisingAss: Was he big?
swankerpoo: but im more straight than gay
swankerpoo: dick size?
RisingAss: Yeah
RisingAss: I hear you
swankerpoo: was his dick big?
RisingAss: Yeah
swankerpoo: yeah
swankerpoo: it was good size for me
swankerpoo: it was a year or 3 ago
swankerpoo: so like it was 7 or 6 inch
RisingAss: wow that is a long time
RisingAss: wow
swankerpoo: not too big to suck on
swankerpoo: and mine it like 6 inch
swankerpoo: but i liked it a lot
RisingAss: How big are you now?
swankerpoo: and i did it to him one more time a while after that
swankerpoo: im about 7 inch
swankerpoo: im not very big but im cool with it
RisingAss: Well how old are you?
swankerpoo: 16
swankerpoo: u?
RisingAss: I'm 20
swankerpoo: oh
swankerpoo: how big are you?
swankerpoo: ?
RisingAss: 8 1/2
swankerpoo: cool
RisingAss: Yeah I've been blessed
swankerpoo: hahaha
Rising Ass = Megan
SwankerPoo = Some Stranger met in a chat room
Sleep Deprivation = Goodness and alot of thinking. Good or Bad?
And it was nice to know Ethan Got SOME SLEEP!
The PACT: I'm never leaving Binghamton without you Stan. NO matter where I go your coming with me. I love you!
Album on the way home: Maroon 5- Songs About Jane
We ended up at Denny's. Wow were the pretty boys out there last night. Whoa! Stan could not stop goggling the hot guys (DOUG). I wasn't helping, but I never said I was a good influence. He would've ran into everyone of his friends. I loved it. It was so busy. He saw his friend Cassie, which, I think we are hanging out with tonight. She had this friend named (Holy Shit I forgot his real name)and he looked exactly like, a carbon copy, and the twin of Bert McKraken. Imagine me flipping out in the middle of Denny's and Stan being the only one who knew why.
Album on the way to my house: The Used- Self Titled Album
We screamed our asses off in the car. We screamed so hard Stan temporarily lost his voice and my throat hurts. We ended up back at my house looking at Hott Gay Men. Now no offense to straight men but Gay guys are way hotter. Allright we were on a gay website and we found the hottest guy god has ever created.
http://profile.qguys.com/Gremmi
He is the spitting image of my Ex but Gremmi is twenty and....Just look at the stats. But I got out of Stan that the only reason he wouldn't toss around my ex was because he was to Young and that I'm his friend. I love Stan but he can have the bastard. Lol. I want my ex's Dad. Lol. DILF (Dad I'd Like to Fuck).
Stan: Wow look, that is the Subway we ate at before we went to go see The Used.
Megan: Yeah with the boyfriend you'd LIKE TO FUCK!
Ethan Quote of the Night: "I DOn't Want To bE a SeX GoddeSS" ::Flailing Arms::
swankerpoo: it was a friend... i blew him and he blew me but we were imagining it was chicks doign it
swankerpoo: but really... i sorta liked it
swankerpoo: it tasted wierd but in a good way
RisingAss: I'm glad
swankerpoo: and to him i would do it again... or someone whos cool with me and has a dick like his
swankerpoo: but really im bi
RisingAss: Was he big?
swankerpoo: but im more straight than gay
swankerpoo: dick size?
RisingAss: Yeah
RisingAss: I hear you
swankerpoo: was his dick big?
RisingAss: Yeah
swankerpoo: yeah
swankerpoo: it was good size for me
swankerpoo: it was a year or 3 ago
swankerpoo: so like it was 7 or 6 inch
RisingAss: wow that is a long time
RisingAss: wow
swankerpoo: not too big to suck on
swankerpoo: and mine it like 6 inch
swankerpoo: but i liked it a lot
RisingAss: How big are you now?
swankerpoo: and i did it to him one more time a while after that
swankerpoo: im about 7 inch
swankerpoo: im not very big but im cool with it
RisingAss: Well how old are you?
swankerpoo: 16
swankerpoo: u?
RisingAss: I'm 20
swankerpoo: oh
swankerpoo: how big are you?
swankerpoo: ?
RisingAss: 8 1/2
swankerpoo: cool
RisingAss: Yeah I've been blessed
swankerpoo: hahaha
Rising Ass = Megan
SwankerPoo = Some Stranger met in a chat room
Sleep Deprivation = Goodness and alot of thinking. Good or Bad?
And it was nice to know Ethan Got SOME SLEEP!
The PACT: I'm never leaving Binghamton without you Stan. NO matter where I go your coming with me. I love you!