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XxSweetDragulaxX: lol oh yeah, i'd be all like "wahbam!"
SubHumanHeart: no Shazzzaaammm
XxSweetDragulaxX: waachaaaa!
SubHumanHeart: POW!
XxSweetDragulaxX: the classic...hiya!!
XxSweetDragulaxX: haha take that bitch
XxSweetDragulaxX: :-P
XxSweetDragulaxX: lol
SubHumanHeart: OUch damn you ::Bitch Slap::
XxSweetDragulaxX: =-O
SubHumanHeart: Don't make me pull your hair
XxSweetDragulaxX: lol
XxSweetDragulaxX: *runs away*
XxSweetDragulaxX: haha
XxSweetDragulaxX: can't get meeee!
XxSweetDragulaxX: lol
SubHumanHeart: lol
SubHumanHeart: Yeah you win
SubHumanHeart: i suck at running
XxSweetDragulaxX: lmfao
SubHumanHeart: ::shaking fist:: You Win This Time!
XxSweetDragulaxX: haha!!!!!
XxSweetDragulaxX: i would kill right now for that bath massage thing man
SubHumanHeart: the fuzzy towel monster?
XxSweetDragulaxX: lmao
XxSweetDragulaxX: ???
XxSweetDragulaxX: you are one funny cookie
SubHumanHeart: I'm one cracked out funny cookie
XxSweetDragulaxX: lol
bloodpet333: hey sassy. i just went to amsterdamn and on the way back got STRIP SEARCHED by nazi german security secret police. ALL THE WAY. the stoped just short of shoving their blue latexed gloved hands up my ass. they told me, when i was fucking naked, to turn around. i was like SHIT. so i turned around, and they told me to grab my ass cheaks, in their terrible german accents, and spread them. i looked behind my sholder and asked if they were doing this because i looked jewish. they got really sore about that and said ¨ve are nice chaps her in germany. dont sssay dat. if jew sssay dat again ve vill arrest jew¨. seriously.
Auto response from SubHumanHeart: IN Ze SHOWA
bloodpet333: so i grabed my ass cheaks, buck naked and spread for them a little. they told me to squat a little bit so they could see. there were two of them. only one spoke, i assume that the other just liked to watch. they said ¨more, more. jew muuust squat mooore¨ i turned around and started yelling ¨what the fuck do you guys want? i dont fucking have anything in muy fucking ass!!¨ the same thing happened to a friend of mine, so we left, caught our plane just in time, and didn´t say anything for about twenty minutes. thats all.
bloodpet333 signed off at 10:17:12 AM.
Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here’s the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
I am going to love tomorrow!
Goodnight and Goodbyes!
New Beginnings Rule!
SubHumanHeart: no Shazzzaaammm
XxSweetDragulaxX: waachaaaa!
SubHumanHeart: POW!
XxSweetDragulaxX: the classic...hiya!!
XxSweetDragulaxX: haha take that bitch
XxSweetDragulaxX: :-P
XxSweetDragulaxX: lol
SubHumanHeart: OUch damn you ::Bitch Slap::
XxSweetDragulaxX: =-O
SubHumanHeart: Don't make me pull your hair
XxSweetDragulaxX: lol
XxSweetDragulaxX: *runs away*
XxSweetDragulaxX: haha
XxSweetDragulaxX: can't get meeee!
XxSweetDragulaxX: lol
SubHumanHeart: lol
SubHumanHeart: Yeah you win
SubHumanHeart: i suck at running
XxSweetDragulaxX: lmfao
SubHumanHeart: ::shaking fist:: You Win This Time!
XxSweetDragulaxX: haha!!!!!
XxSweetDragulaxX: i would kill right now for that bath massage thing man
SubHumanHeart: the fuzzy towel monster?
XxSweetDragulaxX: lmao
XxSweetDragulaxX: ???
XxSweetDragulaxX: you are one funny cookie
SubHumanHeart: I'm one cracked out funny cookie
XxSweetDragulaxX: lol
bloodpet333: hey sassy. i just went to amsterdamn and on the way back got STRIP SEARCHED by nazi german security secret police. ALL THE WAY. the stoped just short of shoving their blue latexed gloved hands up my ass. they told me, when i was fucking naked, to turn around. i was like SHIT. so i turned around, and they told me to grab my ass cheaks, in their terrible german accents, and spread them. i looked behind my sholder and asked if they were doing this because i looked jewish. they got really sore about that and said ¨ve are nice chaps her in germany. dont sssay dat. if jew sssay dat again ve vill arrest jew¨. seriously.
Auto response from SubHumanHeart: IN Ze SHOWA
bloodpet333: so i grabed my ass cheaks, buck naked and spread for them a little. they told me to squat a little bit so they could see. there were two of them. only one spoke, i assume that the other just liked to watch. they said ¨more, more. jew muuust squat mooore¨ i turned around and started yelling ¨what the fuck do you guys want? i dont fucking have anything in muy fucking ass!!¨ the same thing happened to a friend of mine, so we left, caught our plane just in time, and didn´t say anything for about twenty minutes. thats all.
bloodpet333 signed off at 10:17:12 AM.
Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here’s the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
I am going to love tomorrow!
Goodnight and Goodbyes!
New Beginnings Rule!