schluss legacy 1.5 - madness returns
only neaaarly two years later, we have the schluss family again! life sidetracks you a lot, i guess. i played this update in april of 2016, so apologies if i come to some pictures and completely forget the reason i took them (most likely with all the pictures)
so, a brief recap:
- last time marion and sunny had QUADS bringing the total child count to 7
- i sure as hell wasn't going to take 7 kids to college so i decided to that along with othello, yorke and lucia, my favourite of the quads would come along too
- there was probably a party?
- quads grew up into a terrible pack of children
the karaoke machine is a schluss rite of passage and family tradition so it seems right to start with dolly giving it a go
you shouldn't be burning food when you've been cooking for nine of you, sunny
luckily, the schluss family like their food torched!
dolly: so... why don't we add a new member to the family?
yorke: honey
sunny & lucia: are you fucking kidding me
moon: ugh my sister is so stupid and annoying
says the dick that hangs off the fridge and gets in everyone's way
if you remember, the schlusses have a cat called lux, and yorke probably gives him the most attention out of them all
yorke: playing with cats is exhausting though, need a hairnap
i've never seen this interaction before in the game and it's adorable, although that's not even moon's bed. unfortunately there' nine sims in this house and it only actually sleeps five
case in point
charmander: why am i so uglyyyy
idk man bad genes, your siblings are all pretty banging
always a daily visit from one of the hobby creeps. seriously fuck off you maxis piece of shit
it's time for one last look at this cutie though
cause she's off to join othello to wait to go to college! best sibling lucia is the only one that wishes he goodbye
she also left this huge stack of homework in her wake. college clearly accepts anyone in simworld
and thus starts brawlorama of the brats
moon is briefly distracted by their adoptive aunt varney, who marion often brings home from work in their dumb maxis uniforms. i'm pretty sure they're mimes?
popup: moon's a nasty little shit
damn moon getting a rep at the age of 8
i'm not sure getting headlocked by your forgotten boring sibling gallifrey is going to cement your reputation as a hard man though
at least you could put your fighting skills to use and beat up all of the uninvited freetime creeps
seriously what is the point in freetime, i hate everything about it. as it happens i don't want creepy middle aged ugly maxis freaks inviting themselves into my houses to stare at my sim kids. drinking game: take a shot everytime an annoying freetime popup appears or a creepy fucking npc invites themself into your sim's house
you might remember, these bozos were so broke at the end of the last update that the maid had to steal a bed as payment for his services. not anymore!
slightly more appeasing sibling interaction, but it's still them kind of beating eachother
lol bye
cue more violence, this time the ugly duckling has come out of hiding to have a beatdown with his mean sister
sunny: i saved our family. we can eat. we can pay the bills.
i'm glad you did hun now no schluss heir will ever have to work
sunny & moon: *celebrating*
it's lucia's birthday! and she made it to her cake, unlike her brother othello infamously never did for any birthday of his ever
cute but one sec
damnnnnnnnnnnn she is a stunner. and elf! ears!
she's a popularity sim and she loves a fat builder as long as they aren't wearing specs
charmander: woo birthday! i hate my sister
jsyk this happened a lot. probably like every few sim hours there'd be a brawl
charmander & gallifrey: *sobs* everyone hates us
in all fairness to everyone else, you two are hardly going to win the esteemed college spot and chance at heir at this point
you are cute though frey, just a bit boring. but hey, karaoke soothes the soul!
anyway it's PARTY TIME
quick reminder cos it's been so long but all my townies are either from azaya, drewsims or lovelyxwow
lux: this one will do
maybe cecile dressy will end up as a heir spouse at some point, maybe not.... time will tell
mysteriousness aside i think most of these townies would've had a better chance at being sucked into the legacy if they were college kids cos i imagine most heirs will marry their college sweethearts. they stand a better chance with spares though, or if i can't be arsed to play a college at some point (likely)
anyway, who's birthday is it?
marion's of course! she's still sizzling, +250 hot points to our founder
at least varney's happy for her friend and colleague, everyone else looks terrified
the party was shit though and brought shame on the schluss family and their usual roof raisers
literally just a random shot of s. theodora cause she's cute
honestly this is one of those pictures that i can't work out why i took but i'm just gonna say that it's cause moon is a cutie
dolly also stopped fighting with charmander for five seconds to clean the bath!
hey othello! though i thought you were at college/in the simbim. and also, old lux.
still graceful
guess what othello made a flat-out beeline for lmao of COURSE
everyone else is partaking in random activities at like 2am
the dance sphere catapulted sunny into elderhood though, she's still super precious
seriously moon are you even part of this family when it took you so long to find the karaoke machine
DON'T greet the freak creep strangers please
lucia does ~reponsible teenage things~ and makes everyone breakfast
unlike her mother who is behaving LESS THAN SENSIBLY
any excuse to include thom yorke in this legacy though
lucia: i miss my nice siblings
the quads really are nightmares although their mother finds it entertaining
sunny: haha!
next time you turn up you die i swear to god
elders: *do elderly things*
moon: you know... these muffins are even better when they're burnt
you are not kidding anyone son
frey: WOO i won!
still boring!
someone obviously had a ton of aspiration points so we got this
don't even make me try and like you by getting the cat to favour you, either
moon: i am a failure
everyone in this family is, but at least your raincoat is adorable
hmmm
lux: i'm so ready for these birthdays i have to sit right here
me too tbh
marion: TOOT TOOT get back in that room charmander i haven't actually bought a cake for you
kinda fucked myself on this one because now i'm pretty sure that charmander is a day younger than the rest of the quads
dolly: i wish i could beat the shit out of charmander every waking moment!
a montage of the quad's deets
holy damn frey grew up to be smokin'
moon: brb gotta beat up my sexpot brother
calm down moon, we all know that you've won the great quad race of gen 1 now
dolly is pretty and charmander is his usual asshole angry self. i actually gave him a makeover and this is how he treats me, smh
sunny: what did we do to have such nightmare quadruplets
marion: i do not know babe
here's a parting shot of gallifrey though before i sent moon off to college! we'll be seeing the quads again though, since they'll still be here when the heir gets back home haha
anyway, this is very overdue but i'm determined to finish something. also imgur fucked me over for mixing up the order of my pictures so i had to rewrite half of this update lol i hate image hosting websites! until next time ~