schluss legacy 1.4: the hand that rocks the cradle
super mega bumper edition for reasons you will soon find out! and also each update now has a title the idea of which i totally stole from raemia but it gives a good idea about what exactly goes down in the update which follows!
lux: don't worry mr. chippy, i'll make it so you won't have to see any partyguests make out in this hallway again
lucia is the perfectly behaved toddler - not a screamy, whiny brat like usual! pic related, she loves the pink bunny
because i can't have nice things like only three kids!
i guess it's nice to see these two still all over eachother, though
othello: MY POOR NOSE
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BUT LOOK at this big brother looking after his little sister
i really, really don't know why yorke cries like this - she hasn't grown up badly atall
othello: *stares at suffering siblings*
marion: children are magic, aren't they?
dancing to the stereo in the upstairs hallway, hmmm
the sleeping tower of schluss
lucia, once again because she's a single birth and i can be bothered, is getting her ~toddler skillz~ handed to her
AWWH NO
yorke: hey lux, you're not going to tell anybody that i skipped school, are you?
education is IMPORTANT
lucia: i grew up well GRRR
um
wow she's got a small forehead going on but GORGEOUS, that long nose
lucia: i HATE busts
marion: please don't blaspheme at the dinner table
lucia even cleans lux's rank bed, even if it is with an invisible sponge!
but let's face it she's never going to clean it again now she's discovered the living room's real attraction
yorke: that alone is reason i should be heir as i have discovered the ~superior hobby~
don't let her fool you, yorke is a total games geek
lux: i can't be seen to be interacting with humans in front of The Mighty One
here's repairman von firework-bob, here to fix all the broken shit in this house
marion & othello: but he's getting in the WAY
WHAT A GOOD USE OF $200
um wow please didn't anybody tell you that it's rude to stare?
yorke: hey othello don't you just hate it when someone hangs over you like a bad cloud
bartender: my fragile emotions!
jesus christ yorke you're an absolute savage (which is good, very good)
bartendr also brought around lena. also, NEITHER of these fuckers were invited over.
maybe if you didn't break and enter you wouldn't receive a cheek piercing that you didn't want
bartender: maybe i can sit here and pretend to be reading and sneak a cheeky glance at people who walk past
mr chippy: i'm fucking watching you
yeah, uh, please go and tend some bars or something
lux: don't worry, i shat in his shoes before he left
no, she's busy teaching her kids about stranger danger thank you very much
i swear to god any child that is as sloppy as marion is not being the heir i can't deal with the grossness
and here's the maid who thinks he's hot shit but as long as he cleans up this shithole he's cool
maid: you just haven't earnt it yet baby
unfortunately, all that music and dance enthusiasm means i have to watch everybody wandering around the house looking like they're strumming themselves. thank you, ea
othello & lucia: *assorted groaning*
the maid also dumped a bigbag full of shit in the hallway because GOSH BABY
*sweats*
out of the 3 BOYS who are you???
this is dolly though
the birth of the last 4 has single-handedly ruined my plans for college with these kids so you're not getting what you want no matter how many ~shiny new aspiration points~ you get from it. also, i left my multiples odds at the ACR defaults, so i'm pretty sure the chance for these quads was 1%. 1%
anyway in traditional babies are boring style, here's toddler dolly
gallifrey
charmander who.... well an ugly kid was going to happen eventually i guess, they do have seven of them now
and lastly, uh
sorry kid. last up in moon! who i didn't makeover as a toddler because laziness
they discovered pretty quickly that affection from eachother is probably the only affection they're going to get
lux: where did that one come from?
just you wait til you discover the rest of 'em
amidst the chaos, yorke grew up
here's a sweet as fuck crop of her turn ons & offs and aspiration
and makeover. and GOOD GRIEF she is gorgeous holy shit
unluckily for you i have my eyes trained on that bed 24/7 so there's no woohooing around here
she kept her adorable gappy teeth too ;~;
apparently the homestead has brought great good to the world so they get one of these, just at the right time so i can give marion and sunny peace of mind with the 46423 kids in the house (it's really just 7)
marion: my wife is hot af though
too bad she's wearing a gigantic chastity belt so you don't get knocked up again!
nanny: wow children???
um
the family dining table is turning into a mini chernobyl
gallifrey: but i'm stuck at the top of the STAIRSSSSS
it's pretty obvious why
lux: wow is she really doing that right next to me? even though the nanny and maid are still round?
marion: DGAF
do your fucking job or i will not hesistate to use rodney's death creator on your dumb ass
nanny: lol moon reeks of shit
then CHANGE his DIAPER instead of FEEDING him BOTTLE after BOTTLE of MILK
sunny: there's nothing to see here, just sitting on the same sofa as my wife
i'm watching you, very closely
keep the children UPSTAIRS
othello: wow more siblings? i LOVE having siblings!
setting a good example there i see
thank god they're all pretty much unnaffected by the nanny's shoddy skills
othello: hey, i have 6 siblings and 4 of them scream and piss and shit all night, please accept me at college?
off goes othello! he only had 3 days left of teenhood with my nifty 8 day teens hack but we'll be seeing him again soon
so yorke is now the queen bee! and enjoying every moment of it it seems
finally got around to granting marion her wish too!
sunny: i ADORE music and dance i would do music and dance ALL DAY
YOU ALREADY DO
the schluss kids clearly kept their ~mad cooking skillz~ between them
all the toddlers: WE'RE ALL STUCK BOO HISS PLEASE HELP US
i decided that since the dorm i built only has space for 6, only one of these kids is going with the other three to college. so it's a battle royale style contest where whoever pisses and whines the least wins a chance of being heir!
sunny: WOW this food is GROSS
stupidity ++
stupidity²
the quads all grew up though! they mainly all screamed all toddlerhood and i'm pretty sure that cause marion gave birth at an odd time they only had 3 and a bit days, hehe
but this is dolly after her makeover!
gallifrey looking sick in his maxis gear
charmander, the ugly duckily who will never grow up into a swan just into an ugly duck
an ugly angsty duck!
i did change gallifrey's clothes afterall i guess
i also shoehorned another bathroom onto the right side of the house, it's pretty boring so no interior pics
you were probably wondering where moon was but he was asleep when he was supposed to grow up! and uh, i think i'm a little biased here
lucia finally got some kids her age to play with though!
sunny & lucia: *giggles*
poor yorke ):
i love it when the kids cheer eachother on on the console, and how this picture with yorke's colossal pile of homework in the background just about sums up my life
and sunny and marion's bed is still the ~coolest place to kip~ in the house
i fired this bitch when the quads grew up and because i have to force reset on her about 20 times in a row and she STILL turns up
i have to cap every kid, even if they're my least favourite, using the karaoke machine for the first time, it's a rite of passage in this household
i wondered how long before the tormented toddlerhoods caught up with these kids - dolly started beating the shit out of charmander near constantly
and building the second bathroom meant that they had no cash to pay the maid, so he steals a bed instead
maid: shoplifters of the world unite
that's the end of the first ~gen 1 bumper edition~ because i was about an update away from getting everybody sent to college before the quads were born. oops! thanks for reading~