Baby crack and soupy vagina

[tu_tartaruga]

I apologize upfront if this offends anyone.  I'm jobless and losing my mind

Comments

[daphne1d]

Soupy is pretty bad. I also wouldn't enjoy:

Doughy Vagina
Frothy Vagina
Dappled Vagina
Saucy Vagina
Minty Vagina
French Vagina
Spicy Vagina (which I've had, I scratched myself after eating jalapenos.)

[jenxteen]

Hmm, minty might be alright. Like I just brushed.

Soupy makes me gag.

I love the cheerio stuff. I've known some men that I feel the need to carry a cheerio bag for - they get cranky when they get hungry.

[tu_tartaruga]

Yeah, minty was ok with me too. I like to floss. Does it show?

[tu_tartaruga]

Doughy made me think of elephant ears.

Elephant ear vagina.

[daphne1d]

I've never had those, but it makes me think of an engorged vagina.

Pudgy Vagina?