Baby crack and soupy vagina
I apologize upfront if this offends anyone. I'm jobless and losing my mind.
So... Maddie started eating Cheerios this morning. Wow. I knew people fed them to babies, but I had no idea of the power of cheerios. We're trying to teach Maddie sign language. Cheerios were suggested to help with the process. Much like training the dog, I guess. By the end of our cheerio lesson this morning she signed "Gimme more you stupid bitch" as I struggled to get them out of the box. By this afternoon she was cutting them up with razor blades and forming cheerio lines to snort. Who knows what tomorrow brings. Thank god Ann bought us a Cheerio holder.
The other night I was trying to think up the worst words to describe a vagina. I don't know how or why I started this thought process, but I did. Kike brought up the killer word that had me laughing hours later.
Soupy.
No one wants a soupy vagina.
Breadsticks anyone?
So... Maddie started eating Cheerios this morning. Wow. I knew people fed them to babies, but I had no idea of the power of cheerios. We're trying to teach Maddie sign language. Cheerios were suggested to help with the process. Much like training the dog, I guess. By the end of our cheerio lesson this morning she signed "Gimme more you stupid bitch" as I struggled to get them out of the box. By this afternoon she was cutting them up with razor blades and forming cheerio lines to snort. Who knows what tomorrow brings. Thank god Ann bought us a Cheerio holder.
The other night I was trying to think up the worst words to describe a vagina. I don't know how or why I started this thought process, but I did. Kike brought up the killer word that had me laughing hours later.
Soupy.
No one wants a soupy vagina.
Breadsticks anyone?