May 08, 2005 11:50
These are the Rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Questions from Andrea:
1. If you were able either to breathe and see clearly underwater or fly, which would you choose? Why?
2. If you could meet anyone in the world who is currently alive, who would you want to meet and why?
3. What is your favorite joke?
4. Do you have a favorite word today? If you do have a favorite word, what is it?
5. Would you want to meet Mr.Binky?
1. Fly, definitely. Then I could go home any time I wanted without a lot of hassle. Also, I could see things from a different persepective.
2. Wow, that's a really hard question. I think it would be a woman named Domitila de Chungaros; she's a woman from Bolivia who wrote a book about the struggles that miners face in Bolivia, and how she had the power to leave her husband when he beat her, and how she now travels around the world, giving a voice to women just like her. She seems like an amazing person; she came from a community where mining was the life, they barely had running water or electiricity, and she managed on her own to get out of the town and fight for the rights of others.
3. Heh. So, this really large woman goes into an ice cream parlor and asks for a cup of chocolate ice cream. The clerk says "I'm sorry ma'am, we don't have any chocolate ice cream, we don't have any chocolate at all." So she asks for a chocolate candy bar. Once again, the clerk says "I'm sorry ma'am, we don't have any chocolate bars, we don't have any chocolate." So the woman asks for a piece of chocolate cake. The clerk sighs and says "Ma'am, can you spell the 'van' in vanilla?" She says "Sure, v-a-n." And the clerk says "Can you spell the 'straw' in strawberry?" And the woman says "Sure, s-t-r-a-w." And the clerk says "Okay, can you spell the 'fuck' in chocolate?" And the woman says "There's no 'fuck' in chocolate", and the clerk says, "That's right, there ain't no fuckin chocolate!"
4. I have several favorite words. First of all, I say 'obviously' a lot. I also like the word 'dumbass'. (wow I seem like such an intelligent person :-). I also really like the word 'spoon' because of the way it sounds. And 'facetious.' I'm sure there are a lot more-I love words!-but my brain is a little fried right now from studying, so I will have to tell you them later.
5. I wouldn't have a problem with meeting Mr. Binky, but what do you say to someone like that? "Hey, nice dildos?"