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[ttlynotawizard]

To Whom it May Concern, which is all of you, I'm afraid,

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but we aren't exactly in control of our lives or fates here. From reactions I've seen to some of the Captain's recent posts, many of you were unaware of this fact even after having been here for a while. For the time being, we ARE, in fact, captive here

Comments

[so_flighty]

Ooooooh, you're a prince?! Cool!

[thenotmagician]

[...Lol]

[so_flighty]

[...whaaaat that's what he said :|]

[thenotmagician]

[you are so adorkable, renna]

[so_flighty]

[...you think I'm retarded don't you ;_;]

[thenotmagician]

[no not at all why would you ever think that ffffffffffff]

[so_flighty]

[Zeke you are not supposed to think your fiance is an idiot :(]

[thenotmagician]

[but

but zeke thinks he's an idiot too

so its okay

they're special idiots together]

[so_flighty]

[>..okay, this is true.

that's why they click, dammit

she's pacified everything's ok now]

[thenotmagician]

[epicness

zeke is happy that renna is happy

because no one can be happy when your not!wife is pissed]

[so_flighty]

[damn straight

if wifey aint happy aint NOBODY HAPY B|]

[thenotmagician]

[And that is why Renna is supreme mastermind]

[so_flighty]

[cause she can READ YO MIND]

[thenotmagician]

[You can't beat that, obviously]

[so_flighty]

[hell no you can't. those blue eyes, they see into your SOUL]

[thenotmagician]

[can she rape people with her eyes?!?!?!?!!?!?]