Family Gatherings-slash
five for the slash side.
title: Generals, Colonels and Aliens
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg
fandom: BtVS/Sg1
pairing/characters: Willow/Cassie
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 100
"Uh,"
"Don't be silly, they'll love you." Cassie Frasier smiled taking her lovers hand.
"Student/Teacher thing." Willow said weakly.
"Hey, we didn't go out when I was in your class. Didn't go out until three years after I was in your class."
Willow swallowed.
Her jaw dropped as they were let into the house. General. General. Colonel. Major. Russian--something with lots of bars and medals on the uniform. And whoa--couple of them weren't human.
"Ah, Cassie, we sort of had something come up so this is kind of a work thing for a bit but--"
"My cellphone battery died."
~*~*~*~*~*~
title: Axes, Apocalypses, Fangs and Yellow Eyes
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg
Fandom: BtVS/SG1
pairing/characters: Willow/Cassie
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 100
"Will, that's an axe," Cassie said in a small voice.
"Yeah, sweetie. Giles?"
"Swarm of Kelfar demons trying to unlock the hellmouth. Decapitation with steel is the only thing that kills them"
"Same old same old, then."
"Indeed."
"Will--he's got yellow eyes and fangs..."
"Spike, no gameface."
"What, scaring your bit o' fluff am I?"
"And you thought my family was strange?"
"Bald General, crazy smartass general, astrophysicist colonel with retired general father who's got an alien symbiote. Alien warrior, might as well be a general. His old comander, girlfriend, son and daughter in law--all alien rebels. Yeah, strange. Very strange, hon."
~*~*~*~*~*~
title: Inconvenient Introduction
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg13?
fandom: AtS/Smallville
pairing/characters: Lex/Conner
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 100
"LEX!"
"Christ, Dad, do you ever knock?" Lex threw the covers back enough to twist and look at his father.
"Who's your friend?" Lionel sneered.
"Dad, Conner, Conner--Lionel Luthor. Now go AWAY!"
"I want an explanation about the Villiers project"
"It's in the file! GO AWAY!"
"Downstairs, now, Lex" Lionel slammed the door behind him.
Lex groaned resting his forehead against Conner's. "Sorry"
"Don't apologize"
Lex snorted.
"Wait til you meet my family." Conner chuckled. "At least your father isn't likely to carry an axe and a few stakes."
"Nooo. He doesn't like to get his hands dirty." Lex managed.
~*~*~*~*~*~
title: Unexpected Visitor
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg
pairing/characters: Giles/Remus Lupin
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 99
Giles had tried, several times. He really had. There simply weren't words though to explain the children and the time they had to spend together was so limited. Giles hadn't expected such a situation to occur...ever.
Remus arrived at his door just as Giles was leaving with an armful of weapons. Remus had insisted and tagged along.
"Bloody hell" Giles shook his head. Graveyard, demon corpses. Typical Sunnydale Tuesday night.
"Giles?" Remus said weakly.
"Er, well, Remus...this is Buffy. Her sister Dawn. That's Willow, Tara, Xander, Anya, and Spike. Let's go back to the magic box and I'll explain."
~*~*~*~*~
title: Apocalypse Now...Please?
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg
fandom: Btvs/7th Heaven
pairing/characters: Dawn/Ruthie Camden
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 100
"Ruthie, are you sure this is a good idea?" Dawn asked nervously.
Ruth Camnden nodded with a stubborn look on her face then reached for the doorknob with one hand, the other hand crushing Dawn's fingers .
Dawn managed not to faint. These people were so normal it was terrifying. Ruthie's father was a minister. She shot her lover a look for not mentioning that. Four brothers, two sisters, sister-in-law, brother-in-law. Reverend and Mrs. Camden with petrified strained smiles on their faces with utter shock in their eyes.
She was in hell. Where was an Apocalypse when you needed one?
title: Generals, Colonels and Aliens
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg
fandom: BtVS/Sg1
pairing/characters: Willow/Cassie
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 100
"Uh,"
"Don't be silly, they'll love you." Cassie Frasier smiled taking her lovers hand.
"Student/Teacher thing." Willow said weakly.
"Hey, we didn't go out when I was in your class. Didn't go out until three years after I was in your class."
Willow swallowed.
Her jaw dropped as they were let into the house. General. General. Colonel. Major. Russian--something with lots of bars and medals on the uniform. And whoa--couple of them weren't human.
"Ah, Cassie, we sort of had something come up so this is kind of a work thing for a bit but--"
"My cellphone battery died."
~*~*~*~*~*~
title: Axes, Apocalypses, Fangs and Yellow Eyes
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg
Fandom: BtVS/SG1
pairing/characters: Willow/Cassie
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 100
"Will, that's an axe," Cassie said in a small voice.
"Yeah, sweetie. Giles?"
"Swarm of Kelfar demons trying to unlock the hellmouth. Decapitation with steel is the only thing that kills them"
"Same old same old, then."
"Indeed."
"Will--he's got yellow eyes and fangs..."
"Spike, no gameface."
"What, scaring your bit o' fluff am I?"
"And you thought my family was strange?"
"Bald General, crazy smartass general, astrophysicist colonel with retired general father who's got an alien symbiote. Alien warrior, might as well be a general. His old comander, girlfriend, son and daughter in law--all alien rebels. Yeah, strange. Very strange, hon."
~*~*~*~*~*~
title: Inconvenient Introduction
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg13?
fandom: AtS/Smallville
pairing/characters: Lex/Conner
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 100
"LEX!"
"Christ, Dad, do you ever knock?" Lex threw the covers back enough to twist and look at his father.
"Who's your friend?" Lionel sneered.
"Dad, Conner, Conner--Lionel Luthor. Now go AWAY!"
"I want an explanation about the Villiers project"
"It's in the file! GO AWAY!"
"Downstairs, now, Lex" Lionel slammed the door behind him.
Lex groaned resting his forehead against Conner's. "Sorry"
"Don't apologize"
Lex snorted.
"Wait til you meet my family." Conner chuckled. "At least your father isn't likely to carry an axe and a few stakes."
"Nooo. He doesn't like to get his hands dirty." Lex managed.
~*~*~*~*~*~
title: Unexpected Visitor
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg
pairing/characters: Giles/Remus Lupin
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 99
Giles had tried, several times. He really had. There simply weren't words though to explain the children and the time they had to spend together was so limited. Giles hadn't expected such a situation to occur...ever.
Remus arrived at his door just as Giles was leaving with an armful of weapons. Remus had insisted and tagged along.
"Bloody hell" Giles shook his head. Graveyard, demon corpses. Typical Sunnydale Tuesday night.
"Giles?" Remus said weakly.
"Er, well, Remus...this is Buffy. Her sister Dawn. That's Willow, Tara, Xander, Anya, and Spike. Let's go back to the magic box and I'll explain."
~*~*~*~*~
title: Apocalypse Now...Please?
author: lisa roquin
rating: pg
fandom: Btvs/7th Heaven
pairing/characters: Dawn/Ruthie Camden
disclaimer: not mine. no harm intended no money made. just having fun.
challenge: family gathering
wordcount: 100
"Ruthie, are you sure this is a good idea?" Dawn asked nervously.
Ruth Camnden nodded with a stubborn look on her face then reached for the doorknob with one hand, the other hand crushing Dawn's fingers .
Dawn managed not to faint. These people were so normal it was terrifying. Ruthie's father was a minister. She shot her lover a look for not mentioning that. Four brothers, two sisters, sister-in-law, brother-in-law. Reverend and Mrs. Camden with petrified strained smiles on their faces with utter shock in their eyes.
She was in hell. Where was an Apocalypse when you needed one?