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Title: Best Birthday Gifts
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: 82 Stolen and freely given
Disclaimer: Don’t own
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Gwen looked around the museum with some interest but most of her attention was focused on the man beside her. He wasn’t her normal type and her definition of a 6th date was not to tour an art museum. She only toured things if she was planning to steal something. Not that she didn’t like art; just most of it didn’t speak to her unless she was stealing it for someone else.
She stopped abruptly. This painting spoke to her. She pulled out her phone and started downloading schematics of the building. She figured she could steal this in a week.
“You know you’re hard enough to think of something to get for your birthday. It doesn’t help if you steal it before I have a chance to give it to you.” He paused for a second, “Plus if you steal then I’d feel obligated to think about handing you over to the police. And you know how much I hate thinking about handing over my girlfriends to the police.”
Gwen grinned but put her phone away. “Well that’s what happens when you pick up girls when fighting crime. Just be glad I’m not Poison Ivy. Now she’s got issues.”
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Word Count: 200
Fandom: Batman
Challenge: 82 Stolen and freely given
Disclaimer: Don’t own
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Gwen looked around the museum with some interest but most of her attention was focused on the man beside her. He wasn’t her normal type and her definition of a 6th date was not to tour an art museum. She only toured things if she was planning to steal something. Not that she didn’t like art; just most of it didn’t speak to her unless she was stealing it for someone else.
She stopped abruptly. This painting spoke to her. She pulled out her phone and started downloading schematics of the building. She figured she could steal this in a week.
“You know you’re hard enough to think of something to get for your birthday. It doesn’t help if you steal it before I have a chance to give it to you.” He paused for a second, “Plus if you steal then I’d feel obligated to think about handing you over to the police. And you know how much I hate thinking about handing over my girlfriends to the police.”
Gwen grinned but put her phone away. “Well that’s what happens when you pick up girls when fighting crime. Just be glad I’m not Poison Ivy. Now she’s got issues.”
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