I'm more a man than you. HAHA.

Oct 22, 2006 07:57

Today was too long.

But it was good.

That's nice, right?

I could blather on, but I'm tired and dizzy.

So I shall post highlights.

Fuji and I worked all day on a wangsty post of doom. It was great, which most of you should know if you talked to me at all today. If you can't read my Jpanese, guess what, YOU LOSE, YEAH. I pretty much walked around the entire day in an angry-jealous-happy sort of way. ITACHI'S PSYCHE HAS BECOME MY OWN, OMIGOD, I'M SUCH AN OTAKU FREAK. I'm aiming for the bed this time. I don't know if we'll make it unless OHHHHHCUTNESSTHATWORKSTOO. I hope you're on tomorrow, babe. If you're not, I will roll around an make things up. I'll miss you lots, yeah.

As it got later I actually began talking to other people, homg, and me and Morgan-darling went on a nice long crack!rape escapade, followed by a long talk about Akatsuki bitch parties that we absolutely must have because they will be so much fun. I'll probably post it sometime soon, if she doesn't.



BlackEyeBleeding: [Me and Deidara needa have a bitch fight. <3]
Art in Denial: [>DDDD Yes *_*]
Art in Denial: [...over what? God knows. But it would be amazing.]
BlackEyeBleeding: [...we just need to have an Akatsuki!party.]
BlackEyeBleeding: [At your guys' house.]
BlackEyeBleeding: [Because it would be fucking hilarious.]
BlackEyeBleeding: ["IHATEYOUUN." "NO. I HATE YOU YOU LITTLE FUCK."]
Art in Denial: [TOGAPARTY]
Art in Denial: [Because...bedsheets make everything better.]
BlackEyeBleeding: [ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY. XDDDD]
Art in Denial: ["BOTH OF YOU, STFU AND DIE I'M TRYING TO WATCH A GODDAMN MOVIE. FUCKING COCKSUCKERS."]
Art in Denial: [And of course Zetsu would make it awesome. Tayuya and Zetsu are made of very angry win when put in the same room together.]
BlackEyeBleeding: ["ITACHI. STOP FIGHTING WITH DEIDARA." "I'M NOT FIGHTING." "FAG." "I GET MORE THAN YOU DO, HIDAN." "...he has a point, Hidan." "STFUKAKUZUSTFU. ATLEAST MY GIRL HAS TITS." "ARE YOU SURE THEY AREN'T FAKE?" "STFUITACHIIHATEYOU."]
BlackEyeBleeding: [It would be wonderful.]
Art in Denial: [XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD]
BlackEyeBleeding: [Poor Hana. <3;;;;]
Art in Denial: [Ohmygod. IT HAS TO HAPPEN.]
BlackEyeBleeding: [IT DOES, MIGOD.]
Art in Denial: [Tayuya would just like, grab a baseball bat and break something to get them to shut up for a second. "YOU FUCKING WHORES NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW OR I'M BEATING EACH OF YOU TO SHREDS. YOU TOO DEIDARA."]
Art in Denial: [...<3]
BlackEyeBleeding: ["SIT DOWN AND WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOVIE, TAYUYA." "Itachi-sama, I'm trying to watch it too. >_>" "THEN YOU SHUT HER UP, KISAME." "WOULD ALL STOP ARGUING? YOU'RE GIVING ME A FUCKING HEADACHE." "SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS KAKUZU." "HOW BOUT I SHOVE IT UP YOURS." "HOW BOUT I BEHEAD YOU." "STFUALLOFYOU." "Um...Hidan-sempai, could you not-" "TOBI, IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD, YEAH-" "DEIDARA, COME HERE. I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES." "STFUITACHI, YEAH."]
BlackEyeBleeding: [And then Tayuya whips out the AK47 and they all go quiet.]

Totally not the first time I've talked about it, meanin that I will not rest until it happens - but I've been laughing about it for give or take two hours now. That was the funnest convo in like. A bazillion years. I love you Morgannnn.

PS: Btw. We totally pwn you guys. BITCH!MOD, OHYES.

I got Ferret pregnant with my mind and we decided that she's having twins that are technically mine, and I'm having triplets that are technically Fuji's. It works, I swear it does. Ferret's are Ryuji and Shizuka. Twin boys. Green eyes. (My genes RULE.) Fuji's are Masa, Fusa, and Hide. Because, once again, two-syllable names own you. We make up the Roccocco clan, because I fucking love that word and this is our symbol, unless we choose otherwise. The end. YAYMORNINGSICKNESS.

And Meghan and I are working on Hidan's sexual encounter.

It is the giggles.

Summarization: Had sex all day. Meaning that, since I think about more than once every fifteen seconds, I am more a man than you are, AND MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER. OH YES.

We went looking for homecoming dresses on Friday.

I promise to elaborate on that later.

homecoming, smex, dress, boobs!, morgan, friday, pr0n, ferret, penis, bridgett, tatsuya, fuji, sex, man, haku-mun, jyarimaru, itachi

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