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[tsunbowmonkey86]

[Hello, Ricardo Street. Were you enjoying your nice, quiet morning? Well, you might've been, before that FURIOUS SCREAM LIKE THE SOUND OF HELL BEING OPENED resounded from 508. Because little Frances has woken up, and she is not pleased. Not like she's ever pleased to begin with. To those who are fortunate enough not to live within a two block

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[darker_alice]

Really, is all that screaming necessary?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Uh, yeah! How else will I get everybody's attention?

[darker_alice]

You are speaking into a phone, which means most people will hear you. Screaming, however, will not only put you in a bad light, it is the least likely way to gain information.

Honestly, is everyone such a novice at retrieving information?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Ha, shows how much ya know. If ya don't scream, the stupid adults'll need to turn up their hearin' aids to hear ya! I'm bein' considerate!

And I'm great at gatherin' info! I've already learned everythin' worth knowin' in this place! So, there.

[darker_alice]

Screaming to make yourself heard by adults. That's the point of view of babies, is that not?

Really. So you know about the school, the droning, the evil secret island, and I suppose you know who your "mother" is now, do you?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

It's the point of view of people who know stuff 'bout gettin' stuff done, ya mean.

Um... School. We've got to go to it. Dronin'. Some kinda brainwashin' thing. Haven't heard of the island that sounds so cool and I haven't met my "mum" yet. I've met my "brother," though. Weird kid.

[darker_alice]

Yelling is unnecessary. It is the sign of an undeveloped mind.

Then you are aware of what cause droning then? That is important.

Lucky. YOU still get to be a kid. I get brought here, and one would think eighteen would still count as a kid, but no. My "daughter" is only two years younger than I am.

Bloody ridiculous, if you ask me.