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[Hello, Ricardo Street. Were you enjoying your nice, quiet morning? Well, you might've been, before that FURIOUS SCREAM LIKE THE SOUND OF HELL BEING OPENED resounded from 508. Because little Frances has woken up, and she is not pleased. Not like she's ever pleased to begin with. To those who are fortunate enough not to live within a two block radius? You are just about to receive a phone call from the angriest Irish girl you've ever met.]
Very funny, guys. Very funny. Didn't even know it was April Fools. But, JOKE'S OVER, IDIOTS-- so SOMEBODY better pick up this STUPID PHONE and tell me WHAT'S GOIN' ON before I start HANDIN' OUT DECOMMISSIONINGS! And believe me, I'm definitely gonna decommission the SICK BOY who thought it'd be funny to STEAL MY CLOTHES and stick me in some STUPID HOUSE! YA HEAR ME? Somebody answer this phone ON THE DOUBLE! THAT'S AN ORDER!
... Hello? Anybody? Numbuh 362?... Mum?
Very funny, guys. Very funny. Didn't even know it was April Fools. But, JOKE'S OVER, IDIOTS-- so SOMEBODY better pick up this STUPID PHONE and tell me WHAT'S GOIN' ON before I start HANDIN' OUT DECOMMISSIONINGS! And believe me, I'm definitely gonna decommission the SICK BOY who thought it'd be funny to STEAL MY CLOTHES and stick me in some STUPID HOUSE! YA HEAR ME? Somebody answer this phone ON THE DOUBLE! THAT'S AN ORDER!
... Hello? Anybody? Numbuh 362?... Mum?