May 24, 2012 21:02
Me: -Attempts to eat sandwich-
Kitten: -Jumps up and lays across collarbone-
Me: -Looks down- "Hi there. Did you want something?"
Kitten: -Purrs-
Me: -Attempts not to get grape-flavored kitten-
Kitten: -Glares at lack of expected amount of Attentions and Pettings-
Me: -Gets grape-flavored-
Kitten: -Wanders off, annoyed with inattentive human-
Me: -Finishes sandwich and attempts to de-grape Everything That Is Not Kitten-
randomness,
critters