DAMN IT, ROSA. STOP BEING FUNNY.
Akume: So if I'm dead in the morning, the yogurt did it.
phantom_blue: Can we dismember your body for a scavenger hunt?
Akume: Why not?
phantom_blue: Awesome!
Akume: I'm glad to see your concern for my pain and suffering.
phantom_blue: That way everyone gets to keep a little bit of you. So, see, it's totally sweet and not, like, disturbing or creepy or anything like that.
phantom_blue: Eh, if it tasted okay, you're probably fine. *sets down dismemberment saw*
Akume: It was also a bit gushier than I think it was supposed to be, but it was 'greek' yogurt, and I don't know know if there's a difference.
phantom_blue: Greek yogurt is thicker and creamier.
Akume: I also request that you wait to completely confirm my death before dismembering me.
Akume: Oh.
Akume: It may have been bad then.
phantom_blue: .... which reminds me, I should really eat the ones I have.
phantom_blue: *giggles* I promise to poke you a few times first.
Akume: I prefer that you have me thoroughly examined by more than one doctor, as modern media has repeatedly taught us that death is very easily faked.
phantom_blue: ... I'll poke you extra hard? With a stick?
Akume: -Eyes you-
phantom_blue: Is it just me, or would Andros and Zhane totally have this conversation?
Akume: -Amused- We already are.
phantom_blue: The other Andros and Zhane.
Akume: So clearly, we must have.
Akume: Or we will in the future.
Akume: Take your pick.
phantom_blue: ANDROS/ZHANE SNUGGLES
Akume: WHY?
phantom_blue: BECAUSE I WANT THEM
phantom_blue: You know you like them!
Akume: THEN GIVE ME A PLOTBUNNY I CAN USE TO WRITE THEM SNUGGLING.
Akume: Of course I do.
phantom_blue: ANDROS HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT ZHANE DYING
Akume: AWWW.
phantom_blue: AND ZHANE FEELS KINDA ANGSTY ABOUT THE DYING THING
Akume: I CAN IMAGINE THAT HE WOULD. YOU KNOW, BEING DEAD AND ALL.
phantom_blue: WELL HE'S NOT DEAD ANYMORE
Akume: DEPENDING ON AT WHAT POINT IN TIME THIS MAY OR MAYNOT OCCUR, NO, HE'S NOT.
phantom_blue: After he un-died, silly.
phantom_blue: So he can snuggle Andros.
phantom_blue: And the narrative can heavily imply naked snuggles.
Akume: Is 'un-dying' even a word?
Akume: And half of this conversation is already becoming the fic already. Stop it.
phantom_blue: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Akume: NO, BUT I CAN POUT AT YOU AND MAKE VERY SAD FACES.
phantom_blue: I need an obnoxious amount of rainbows
Akume: There is no such thing as an obnoxious amount of rainbows.
*Note to self: small salads really do only need one tablespoon of sugar.
phantom_blue: Can we dismember your body for a scavenger hunt?
Akume: Why not?
phantom_blue: Awesome!
Akume: I'm glad to see your concern for my pain and suffering.
phantom_blue: That way everyone gets to keep a little bit of you. So, see, it's totally sweet and not, like, disturbing or creepy or anything like that.
phantom_blue: Eh, if it tasted okay, you're probably fine. *sets down dismemberment saw*
Akume: It was also a bit gushier than I think it was supposed to be, but it was 'greek' yogurt, and I don't know know if there's a difference.
phantom_blue: Greek yogurt is thicker and creamier.
Akume: I also request that you wait to completely confirm my death before dismembering me.
Akume: Oh.
Akume: It may have been bad then.
phantom_blue: .... which reminds me, I should really eat the ones I have.
phantom_blue: *giggles* I promise to poke you a few times first.
Akume: I prefer that you have me thoroughly examined by more than one doctor, as modern media has repeatedly taught us that death is very easily faked.
phantom_blue: ... I'll poke you extra hard? With a stick?
Akume: -Eyes you-
phantom_blue: Is it just me, or would Andros and Zhane totally have this conversation?
Akume: -Amused- We already are.
phantom_blue: The other Andros and Zhane.
Akume: So clearly, we must have.
Akume: Or we will in the future.
Akume: Take your pick.
phantom_blue: ANDROS/ZHANE SNUGGLES
Akume: WHY?
phantom_blue: BECAUSE I WANT THEM
phantom_blue: You know you like them!
Akume: THEN GIVE ME A PLOTBUNNY I CAN USE TO WRITE THEM SNUGGLING.
Akume: Of course I do.
phantom_blue: ANDROS HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT ZHANE DYING
Akume: AWWW.
phantom_blue: AND ZHANE FEELS KINDA ANGSTY ABOUT THE DYING THING
Akume: I CAN IMAGINE THAT HE WOULD. YOU KNOW, BEING DEAD AND ALL.
phantom_blue: WELL HE'S NOT DEAD ANYMORE
Akume: DEPENDING ON AT WHAT POINT IN TIME THIS MAY OR MAYNOT OCCUR, NO, HE'S NOT.
phantom_blue: After he un-died, silly.
phantom_blue: So he can snuggle Andros.
phantom_blue: And the narrative can heavily imply naked snuggles.
Akume: Is 'un-dying' even a word?
Akume: And half of this conversation is already becoming the fic already. Stop it.
phantom_blue: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Akume: NO, BUT I CAN POUT AT YOU AND MAKE VERY SAD FACES.
phantom_blue: I need an obnoxious amount of rainbows
Akume: There is no such thing as an obnoxious amount of rainbows.
*Note to self: small salads really do only need one tablespoon of sugar.