The joy of finding porn in the middle school library ...
Akume: I just learned that Boromir is Zeus!
phantom_blue: ... ohhhh, the crossovers.
challon86: lol
Akume: 007 IS A CENTAUR.
Akume: I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE.
phantom_blue: o.O
Akume: PIERCE BROSNAN IS HOT, OKAY?
Akume: Plus, horses!
phantom_blue: LOL
Akume: Also, I may have a slightly warped view of centaurs and satyrs ever since I discovered porn in my middle school library. c.c;;
Akume: And no, I'm totally not joking.
phantom_blue: ... was it hot?
Akume: -Stares at you blankly- Two centaurs, a satyr, and two humans having an orgy.
Akume: Do you really have to ask that question?
phantom_blue: So... yes?
challon86: *laughs*
Akume: I think I was ... twelve or thirteen when I discovered it.
Akume: I checked it out like, six times.
phantom_blue: LOL
challon86: Ahahaha
Akume: Oh! There was a faun, too.
Akume: I still can't believe no one ever realized there was graphic porn in the library.
Akume: Technically it was supposed to be a book of short stories about fantasy and mythological creatures, and I think Greek/Roman gods (and I have a particular fondness for the Green gods, so). But one of the stories was about scientists creating human/animal hybrids based on mythology and making them anatomically correct so they could study them, and everyone was seriously horny like, ALL THE TIME.
Akume: There was sex everywhere. It was great.
challon86: LOL
phantom_blue: Would you happen to remember the title?
phantom_blue: Not that I'm curious or anything. Nope.
Akume: No! ;_;
Akume: Believe me if I knew, I would totally buy it.
Akume: It was a fascinatingly traumatizing part of my childhood, and I want it.
Akume: You know, I'm kind of scared to allow my own children near a middle school library now. Apparently they're very scary places.
phantom_blue: That wasn't Clan of the Cave Bear, was it?
Akume: I READ THAT ONE!
Akume: My parents had it!
challon86: no? I've never heard of that one
phantom_blue: I actually haven't. I've just heard of it a lot.
challon86: I don't remember the name of it exactly
challon86: But it was a one word title I know
Akume: Well, actually I read Valley of the Horses, 'cause again, horses, and then realized there was one that came before that. And then I read Clan of the Cave Bear and was like 'WTF. This is so wrong!'
Akume: ... And proceeded to read the rest of the trilogy.
Akume: I was a very disturbed child. c.c;;
* Also, anyone who might know the name of the book of centaur porn Akume is talking about and is willing to share it will be showered with love and affection and praise and eternal gratitude. 'Cause dude. Centaur porn.
phantom_blue: ... ohhhh, the crossovers.
challon86: lol
Akume: 007 IS A CENTAUR.
Akume: I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE.
phantom_blue: o.O
Akume: PIERCE BROSNAN IS HOT, OKAY?
Akume: Plus, horses!
phantom_blue: LOL
Akume: Also, I may have a slightly warped view of centaurs and satyrs ever since I discovered porn in my middle school library. c.c;;
Akume: And no, I'm totally not joking.
phantom_blue: ... was it hot?
Akume: -Stares at you blankly- Two centaurs, a satyr, and two humans having an orgy.
Akume: Do you really have to ask that question?
phantom_blue: So... yes?
challon86: *laughs*
Akume: I think I was ... twelve or thirteen when I discovered it.
Akume: I checked it out like, six times.
phantom_blue: LOL
challon86: Ahahaha
Akume: Oh! There was a faun, too.
Akume: I still can't believe no one ever realized there was graphic porn in the library.
Akume: Technically it was supposed to be a book of short stories about fantasy and mythological creatures, and I think Greek/Roman gods (and I have a particular fondness for the Green gods, so). But one of the stories was about scientists creating human/animal hybrids based on mythology and making them anatomically correct so they could study them, and everyone was seriously horny like, ALL THE TIME.
Akume: There was sex everywhere. It was great.
challon86: LOL
phantom_blue: Would you happen to remember the title?
phantom_blue: Not that I'm curious or anything. Nope.
Akume: No! ;_;
Akume: Believe me if I knew, I would totally buy it.
Akume: It was a fascinatingly traumatizing part of my childhood, and I want it.
Akume: You know, I'm kind of scared to allow my own children near a middle school library now. Apparently they're very scary places.
phantom_blue: That wasn't Clan of the Cave Bear, was it?
Akume: I READ THAT ONE!
Akume: My parents had it!
challon86: no? I've never heard of that one
phantom_blue: I actually haven't. I've just heard of it a lot.
challon86: I don't remember the name of it exactly
challon86: But it was a one word title I know
Akume: Well, actually I read Valley of the Horses, 'cause again, horses, and then realized there was one that came before that. And then I read Clan of the Cave Bear and was like 'WTF. This is so wrong!'
Akume: ... And proceeded to read the rest of the trilogy.
Akume: I was a very disturbed child. c.c;;
* Also, anyone who might know the name of the book of centaur porn Akume is talking about and is willing to share it will be showered with love and affection and praise and eternal gratitude. 'Cause dude. Centaur porn.