so i locked myself out of the house today. >.< it's been a while, i guess i was due. i went out the back door to take the recycling out, not knowing that there's no key for the back door - which locked behind me - and forgetting that i had the chain on the front door. i had my keys this time! just not for the right door. the landlady's ( Read more... )

this morning i got woken up early (not quite the asscrack of dawn, but close enough for my purposes) by my smoke detector going off. so i got out of bed, realized my house was not full of smoke, figured it was the battery, and went to get the stepladder. which i unfolded and climbed up, at which point i discovered that i was still too short to ( Read more... )