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And then, of course, because this day could not get any more ridiculous, he hears, "Hey, man," from behind him, and turns to see Eduardo, sleepy-eyed, holding a stack of takeout boxes.
"Oh shit, okay, you're here," Dustin says, and goes red. Eduardo narrows his eyes.
"You're being weirder than normal," he says. Dustin can't tell if that's just him or not. Stupid Eduardo with his stupid openness and stupid feelings.
"Eduardo you need to not ask Mark any questions," Chris bursts out, falling into the room behind Eduardo, and Dustin says, "What the fuck, Chris, c'mon."
"Why?" Eduardo asks, and Dustin says, "Because he can't- he isn't lying. He can't lie. Or. Shit. Shit, I'm doing it!"
"This is ridiculous," Chris says. Dustin wholeheartedly agrees.
"I wholeheartedly agree," he says, and Chris gives him a weird look, like Dustin using a four-syllable work is more scandalous than anything else he's told him today.
"Is he okay? Mark? You okay?" Eduardo calls out, and Mark says, "I'm perfectly healthy."
His voice is muffled from behind the door. Dustin narrows his eyes. He would figure out some way to evade it.
"C'mon, Dustin, is he okay?" Eduardo asks, and Chris says, "He's fine, he's just embarrassed-"
"Why is he embarrassed?" Eduardo says, eyes innocent and open, and Dustin cannot take this anymore so he grabs Eduardo's shoulders and says point-blank, "Do you like Mark?"
"Of course I like Mark," Eduardo says, frowning. "He's my best friend."
Chris makes an about-to-aww face and Dustin shuts him up with a look.
"Let me put it this way. Do you want to fuck Mark?"
"Yeah," Eduardo answers, all casual like Dustin asked him if he wanted a beer, and then Eduardo's face goes wide-open and fucking terrified.
"What the fuck," he says, scared and shaky. "I didn't mean to say that, Dustin, what the fuck-."
Chris looks sympathetic but Dustin has already had to admit his frequent masturbation, his virginity, and his maybe-more-than-bro feelings for Chris and he does not have any sympathy for Eduardo because Mark is so stupidly into him and it is dumb. They like each other, they should be together.
"What?" Eduardo says, and he realizes he said that last bit out loud. Fantastic.
"Mark, did you hear that, Eduardo wants to - mmph-" Chris is holding a hand over Dustin's mouth and he says, "Dustin you fucking idiot, c'mon, Eduardo needs to tell Mark himself."
"I don't ever need to tell him," Eduardo says. "He's - he wouldn't want me, anyway-"
"Oh, Wardo," Chris says. "You're so stupid sometimes."
"Whatever, history major," Eduardo says, and then, "Shit, sorry, Chris-"
"Like you'd be majoring in econ if you weren't terrified of what your father would say," Chris says, and then they are just apologizing to each other and Dustin says, "Everyone shut up!"
"Okay, obviously we can't control this thing, so basically we need to not judge each other for the things we say in the next- however long this is, okay, and after it ends we forget it forever."
"I'm never going to forget that you watched that lacrosse player blow me," Chris says, and Eduardo says, "What?"
"I didn't see him blow you-"
"Oh, I guess that happened after you stopped watching."
"What the fuck?" Eduardo says. "You- are you like, into him?"
Dustin says, "I don't know," and honestly means it.
Chris looks away, biting his lip, and says, "I don't like this."
"That's weird, because I love it," Dustin grumbles, and Eduardo says, "I just want to talk to Mark."
"I can't believe you like Mark," Dustin says. "I mean, it's Mark. He's like a prickly little hedgehog."
"He's cute," Chris says, and rolls his eyes heavenward, cheeks going red.
"I know," Eduardo says. "He's nice to me, Dustin, he just gets sick of you."
"Rude!" Dustin says indignantly.
"Everyone in this room is just so gay right now," Chris says, and then, "Have you ever thought about what would happen if we just all touched each other?"
Eduardo says, "That'd actually be really hot," and Dustin says, "Oh God, Chris-"
Chris is hitting his face repeatedly against the couch.
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I would quote my favorite parts, but it's all too good to choose.
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EDUARDO SHOWING UP WITH TAKEOUT AND CHRIS SAYING "YOU NEED TO NOT ASK MARK ANY QUESTIONS" AND DUSTIN ASKING WARDO AND BEING ALL "THEY SHOULD BE TOGETHER" OUT LOUD AND MARK EVADING THE LITTLE CURSE THEY'VE GOT GOING ON AND CHRIS AND EDUARDO ALL "HE'S CUTE YOU'RE JUST TOO ANNOYING FOR HIM TO BE CUTE FOR YOU DUSTIN!" AND "EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM IS REALLY GAY RIGHT NOW. LET'S TOUCH EACH OTHER" AND WARDO, MMM, SLUTTY FANON WARDO, "THAT WOULD BE REALLY HOT".
THIS IS JUST GOING TO GET BETTER AND BETTER. BETTER. AND FUCKING. BETTER. :SITS IN WAIT FOR SOME MORE: ♥
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ahem. um.
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come on Mark,you need to get out of the room and tell Eduardo "let's fuck" or whatever it is!!!!
LOL
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Mark, come out XD
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Eduardo says, "That'd actually be really hot," and Dustin says, "Oh God, Chris-"
THAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.
CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AMAZING WRITING. I CAN'T GET OVER HOW FUNNY DUSTIN IS AND HOW PERVY CHRIS CAN BE :'D ♥
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I was already reading as fast as a human can read while cackling, but when I hit the "if we all touched each other" line I lost it.
so. much. love. :DDDDD
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his maybe-more-than-bro feelings for Chris
Chris is hitting his face repeatedly against the couch.
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