[PART SIX] - CLOSED
THE SOCIAL NETWORK KINK MEME
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ASK THE MODS * FAQ * DISCUSSION * RESEARCH * FILL LIST * PART ONE * PART ONE (OVERFLOW) * PART TWO * PART TWO (OVERFLOW) * PART THREE * (PART THREE (OVERFLOW) * PART FOUR * PART FIVE
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Anyway, one day everyone wakes up and realizes that everything coming out of their mouth is the truth. They have no verbal or mental filters, they can't lie, and they can't stop whatever they say when they go to speak.
At first everyone's wondering what the fuck is going on, but then Chris, Dustin, Mark, and Eduardo start to have fun with it. Mark especially doesn't really care because he says what he feels most of the time anyway. So there's the normal "you're annoying when you leave the light on in the dorm"/"I hate this beer, stop buying it"/"your hair looks ridiculous" until someone (lol Dustin) comes up with the great idea to start talking about sex and ~feelings~. Cue horrified and embarrassed Eduardo admitting that he's so hopelessly in love with Mark and wants to get married and buy a house and adopt babies. (Bonus if Mark says something similar in his own Mark way). I'd prefer Harvard era because I think it's lead to more embarrassment and crack (and if so, Eduardo can't stop telling people who ask that no, he's not dating Mark, but he really, really wants to).
TL;DR: The boys all have some cracky tropey premise happen where they speak the truth, there are shenanigans and feelings.
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Dustin yawns, coming awake slowly. He pulled a half-nighter last night and his entire brain hurts because CS 220 can suck his dick.
He scratches his stomach, noting idly that he'd fallen asleep with a porn video half-loaded, and he laughs, stands up to get some food. Mark's sleeping in the library and Chris is always out of bed early, doing God knows what, so Dustin's all alone. Breakfast and a morning jerk-off session sounds perfect.
He pushes open the door and Chris is sitting on the couch.
"What's up, man?" Chris says, looking up from a thick hard-covered book, face distracted. Dustin inwardly rolls his eyes.
"I wanted to jerk off and now you're here and I can't without being weird," Dustin says, and throws a hand over his mouth, eyes going huge.
Chris is staring at him like he can't quite believe that just happened. Dustin can't believe that just happened. What the fucking fuck.
"What did you just say?" Chris says, face pink, and Dustin says, "I said I want to jerk off but-" he puts his hand back over his mouth and shakes his head.
"That's what I thought," Chris says faintly, and then- "And it's not like we don't hear you anyway, Dustin, you make this really strange noise when you're about to come."
He puts both hands over his mouth in horror and they are staring at each other with their hands on their mouths and it is so fucking ridiculous Dustin nearly sobs with laughter.
Dustin tentatively lifts his hand and tries to say, "Whoa, man, what the fuck is happening," and instead says, "You listen when I'm coming?"
"Sometimes," Chris says. "If I'm bored. Once I listened while I was jerking off in my bed and it was really weird- oh fucking shit!"
His eyes go huge and scared and Dustin snorts out a terrified laugh.
"I have no clue what's going on," he says, and Chris nods, lips clamped tightly shut.
"I can't believe I just said that," Chris says weakly, and Dustin laughs again.
"Where- is Mark here?"
"I hope not," Chris says, and screws up his face in shock at his own words. "He's so fucking irritating in the mornings."
"He's always irritating," Dustin says. "Do you know he's been drinking your orange juice? Straight from the carton."
"Well, once I blew a guy on his bed, so, we're even," Chris says, and his face goes bright red. Dustin cracks up.
"What?"
"We were really drunk and I accidentally went into Mark's room and thank fuck he wasn't there and, I don't know, I just really wanted to blow him," Chris says, and buries his face in the couch and moans, "Oh God Dustin, what the fuck is happening-"
"That's kind of hot," Dustin says, and Chris looks at him in terror and says, "I need to leave," and stands up and slams the door behind him.
He's not even wearing shoes. Dustin opens the door and Chris is sitting on the floor in the hallway, shell-shocked.
"Come back inside," Dustin says. "I'm sorry, man."
"I'm the one who just said I blew a guy in Mark's room-" Chris says, voice choky.
"It's not like I didn't know you were gay, Chris, plus I saw you hooking up with that lacrosse dude on our couch when you thought everyone was out of the suite-"
"Oh my God you saw that?!" Chris screeches, and Dustin is starting to find this really hilarious.
"Man, you kind of have a reputation."
"I just like hooking up!" Chris yells, and his face is boiling red. "It's not like I fuck around! I've only even fucked one guy!"
"Holy shit," Dustin says dazedly, and Chris looks like he might actually expire from shame. He falls sideways onto the floor, clutching his knees, and Dustin leans against the doorjamb and nearly cries with laughter.
He looks through teary eyes at the hallway and Mark is stumbling up the stairs.
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AND NOW MARK JUST SHOWED UP SO IT IS ONLY GOING TO GET BETTER AND FUNNIER AND THEN WHEN WARDO SHOWS UP, ~SEXIER. OH YES. YOU ARE QUEEN, MY DARLING Y. PLEASE CONTINUE THIS (AS SOON AS YOU GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP! /Mama.) ♥
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"The fuck is going on," Mark mumbles, backpack slung over one shoulder, deep circles around his eyes, and Dustin just points at Chris and cracks up again.
"Chris is telling me all about his dirty sexual exploits," Dustin says, and Chris waves a hand at Mark, face still mashed into the floor.
"Chris is kind of a slut," Mark says, and Dustin sees a flash of shock go over his face at the unexpected words. Huh. Who knew Mark actually had a filter?
"You fucking asshole, you're just a jealous virgin," Chris says, and then, "Mark, shit, no, I didn't mean it-"
"I hate being a virgin," Dustin says, and feels his cheeks heat. Mark looks at him, mouth tight, eyes angry.
"What the fuck is going on?" he demands. "This has to be Dustin's fault, everything's your fault."
"That's not true, I'm not the one who broke your PSP, it was Wardo-"
Oh shit, Dustin had promised to never tell anyone that.
"Well I don't care what Wardo does," Mark says, and his cheeks go pink. Dustin's mouth falls open.
"We all think you like him," Chris says from the floor, and Mark spins quickly on his heel and pushes in the open door. Dustin and Chris stare at each other.
"He totally wants to fuck Wardo," Dustin whispers.
"Or maybe he wants Wardo to fuck him," Chris suggests, and licks his lips. Dustin is becoming seriously in awe of this version of Chris. Who knew he had such a dirty little mind?
"Isn't the bottom like, girly?" Dustin says, and then, "What would you do?"
"The time I did it, I topped," Chris says, and tries to close his mouth, but he keeps going- "I like being in control."
"That is-" and Dustin actually seriously needs to stop, because he was about to say, that is so fucking hot, and he cannot say that.
"I don't want Mark to feel bad," Dustin says instead, and Chris says, "God, Dustin, that's so adorable."
Dustin snaps his mouth shut, nods, and goes inside. The door of Mark's room is closed.
"Man, come out, I want to make sure you're okay," Dustin calls, and Mark says, "I don't want to talk to you, Dustin, you're annoying."
Dustin tries to pretend that's just the weird thing they're all doing.
But the truth is that's totally something Mark would say anyway.
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I LOVE DUSTIN AND CHRIS STARING AT EACH OTHER DISCUSSING MARK'S DESIRES AND CHRIS IS ALL DIRTY ABOUT IT AND DUSTIN IS ALL TURNED ON. AND THEY'RE SO CUTE, APOLOGIZING TO MARK WHEN HE DOESN'T APOLOGIZE FOR A FUCKING THING.
WARDO NEXT? MORE MARK TELLING THE ONLY TRUTHS HE HOLDS INSIDE? :DDDD
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I AM LAUGHING SO HARD, MY QUEEN!
AND CONGRATS ON YOUR FINALS BEING OVER! ♥
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And then, of course, because this day could not get any more ridiculous, he hears, "Hey, man," from behind him, and turns to see Eduardo, sleepy-eyed, holding a stack of takeout boxes.
"Oh shit, okay, you're here," Dustin says, and goes red. Eduardo narrows his eyes.
"You're being weirder than normal," he says. Dustin can't tell if that's just him or not. Stupid Eduardo with his stupid openness and stupid feelings.
"Eduardo you need to not ask Mark any questions," Chris bursts out, falling into the room behind Eduardo, and Dustin says, "What the fuck, Chris, c'mon."
"Why?" Eduardo asks, and Dustin says, "Because he can't- he isn't lying. He can't lie. Or. Shit. Shit, I'm doing it!"
"This is ridiculous," Chris says. Dustin wholeheartedly agrees.
"I wholeheartedly agree," he says, and Chris gives him a weird look, like Dustin using a four-syllable work is more scandalous than anything else he's told him today.
"Is he okay? Mark? You okay?" Eduardo calls out, and Mark says, "I'm perfectly healthy."
His voice is muffled from behind the door. Dustin narrows his eyes. He would figure out some way to evade it.
"C'mon, Dustin, is he okay?" Eduardo asks, and Chris says, "He's fine, he's just embarrassed-"
"Why is he embarrassed?" Eduardo says, eyes innocent and open, and Dustin cannot take this anymore so he grabs Eduardo's shoulders and says point-blank, "Do you like Mark?"
"Of course I like Mark," Eduardo says, frowning. "He's my best friend."
Chris makes an about-to-aww face and Dustin shuts him up with a look.
"Let me put it this way. Do you want to fuck Mark?"
"Yeah," Eduardo answers, all casual like Dustin asked him if he wanted a beer, and then Eduardo's face goes wide-open and fucking terrified.
"What the fuck," he says, scared and shaky. "I didn't mean to say that, Dustin, what the fuck-."
Chris looks sympathetic but Dustin has already had to admit his frequent masturbation, his virginity, and his maybe-more-than-bro feelings for Chris and he does not have any sympathy for Eduardo because Mark is so stupidly into him and it is dumb. They like each other, they should be together.
"What?" Eduardo says, and he realizes he said that last bit out loud. Fantastic.
"Mark, did you hear that, Eduardo wants to - mmph-" Chris is holding a hand over Dustin's mouth and he says, "Dustin you fucking idiot, c'mon, Eduardo needs to tell Mark himself."
"I don't ever need to tell him," Eduardo says. "He's - he wouldn't want me, anyway-"
"Oh, Wardo," Chris says. "You're so stupid sometimes."
"Whatever, history major," Eduardo says, and then, "Shit, sorry, Chris-"
"Like you'd be majoring in econ if you weren't terrified of what your father would say," Chris says, and then they are just apologizing to each other and Dustin says, "Everyone shut up!"
"Okay, obviously we can't control this thing, so basically we need to not judge each other for the things we say in the next- however long this is, okay, and after it ends we forget it forever."
"I'm never going to forget that you watched that lacrosse player blow me," Chris says, and Eduardo says, "What?"
"I didn't see him blow you-"
"Oh, I guess that happened after you stopped watching."
"What the fuck?" Eduardo says. "You- are you like, into him?"
Dustin says, "I don't know," and honestly means it.
Chris looks away, biting his lip, and says, "I don't like this."
"That's weird, because I love it," Dustin grumbles, and Eduardo says, "I just want to talk to Mark."
"I can't believe you like Mark," Dustin says. "I mean, it's Mark. He's like a prickly little hedgehog."
"He's cute," Chris says, and rolls his eyes heavenward, cheeks going red.
"I know," Eduardo says. "He's nice to me, Dustin, he just gets sick of you."
"Rude!" Dustin says indignantly.
"Everyone in this room is just so gay right now," Chris says, and then, "Have you ever thought about what would happen if we just all touched each other?"
Eduardo says, "That'd actually be really hot," and Dustin says, "Oh God, Chris-"
Chris is hitting his face repeatedly against the couch.
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I would quote my favorite parts, but it's all too good to choose.
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EDUARDO SHOWING UP WITH TAKEOUT AND CHRIS SAYING "YOU NEED TO NOT ASK MARK ANY QUESTIONS" AND DUSTIN ASKING WARDO AND BEING ALL "THEY SHOULD BE TOGETHER" OUT LOUD AND MARK EVADING THE LITTLE CURSE THEY'VE GOT GOING ON AND CHRIS AND EDUARDO ALL "HE'S CUTE YOU'RE JUST TOO ANNOYING FOR HIM TO BE CUTE FOR YOU DUSTIN!" AND "EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM IS REALLY GAY RIGHT NOW. LET'S TOUCH EACH OTHER" AND WARDO, MMM, SLUTTY FANON WARDO, "THAT WOULD BE REALLY HOT".
THIS IS JUST GOING TO GET BETTER AND BETTER. BETTER. AND FUCKING. BETTER. :SITS IN WAIT FOR SOME MORE: ♥
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ahem. um.
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come on Mark,you need to get out of the room and tell Eduardo "let's fuck" or whatever it is!!!!
LOL
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Mark, come out XD
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Eduardo says, "That'd actually be really hot," and Dustin says, "Oh God, Chris-"
THAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.
CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AMAZING WRITING. I CAN'T GET OVER HOW FUNNY DUSTIN IS AND HOW PERVY CHRIS CAN BE :'D ♥
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I was already reading as fast as a human can read while cackling, but when I hit the "if we all touched each other" line I lost it.
so. much. love. :DDDDD
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