from the desk of samsonite el gato

[tshell]

hello everybody who reads tshells journal, i am samsonite el gato - i had no say in deciding the name. it's embarrassing, i mean really, who the hell names a cat samsonite el gato? a fucking lunatic, that's who. which brings me to my point: i'm looking for another home

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[tshell]

do you get paid for writing books? how much does a pizza cost? will writing a book pay for a pizza? :)

[tshell]

i suppose i can sex it up a bit, so long as it doesn't conflict with my christian values, anything for more pizza. :)

[tshell]

not according to the svelte san antonio pastor john hagee, my personal hero