the strangers
i saw a list on things learned from this movie on imbd so i decided to make my own:
15 things i learned from The Strangers:
1. if you turn down your boyfriends proposal, he has no problem leaving your ass in the middle of nowhere to go buy a pack of cigarettes.
2. if you're in the middle of nowhere at 4am, it's best to keep your cell phone charged up.
3. crawling is not the best way to get away from 3 homicidal maniacs.
4. always keep your ham radio skills up to par. they come in handy.
5. if someone knocks on your door at 4am and you're in the middle of nowhere, don't answer the door.
6. if you go to someones house at 4am and the house has been ransacked, you should either call out and let someone know who you are to avoid having your head blown off, or get the fuck out of there quick.
7. little white christian boys on bikes are immune to psychotic killers so keep a few handy in your pocket.
8. if there's a fireplace around, there's usually fireplace tools around also. use them.
9. if you put a sack over your head with eyeholes cut out or a weird looking mask, you instantly have the power to appear and disappear at will and make no noise when you move around a house or outside when there are leaves and twigs everywhere.
10. if you're in a scary movie, and it's really really quiet - shit is about to go down.
11. if you're in a scary movie, and it's really really quiet - look behind you.
12. if you're in a scary movie, and you're running away from the bad guys, you WILL fall down. don't resist it. you'll just sprain your ankle and have to resort to crawling as your means of escape.
13. when you have fire and a bottle of wine at your disposal, make a molotav cocktail and burn down the woods. the fire department will come sooner or later. just hope you survive until they get there.
14. do not turn down your boyfriends proposal of marriage when you're out in the boonies, you'll be murdered by maniacs.
15. when the bad guys take off their headgear so you can see their faces, you're tied up, and they have an axe, a shotgun and knives, it's pretty much over...saying "please" at this point just makes you sound foolish. go out with some dignity and curse at them instead. insult their mothers. die on your own terms.
15 things i learned from The Strangers:
1. if you turn down your boyfriends proposal, he has no problem leaving your ass in the middle of nowhere to go buy a pack of cigarettes.
2. if you're in the middle of nowhere at 4am, it's best to keep your cell phone charged up.
3. crawling is not the best way to get away from 3 homicidal maniacs.
4. always keep your ham radio skills up to par. they come in handy.
5. if someone knocks on your door at 4am and you're in the middle of nowhere, don't answer the door.
6. if you go to someones house at 4am and the house has been ransacked, you should either call out and let someone know who you are to avoid having your head blown off, or get the fuck out of there quick.
7. little white christian boys on bikes are immune to psychotic killers so keep a few handy in your pocket.
8. if there's a fireplace around, there's usually fireplace tools around also. use them.
9. if you put a sack over your head with eyeholes cut out or a weird looking mask, you instantly have the power to appear and disappear at will and make no noise when you move around a house or outside when there are leaves and twigs everywhere.
10. if you're in a scary movie, and it's really really quiet - shit is about to go down.
11. if you're in a scary movie, and it's really really quiet - look behind you.
12. if you're in a scary movie, and you're running away from the bad guys, you WILL fall down. don't resist it. you'll just sprain your ankle and have to resort to crawling as your means of escape.
13. when you have fire and a bottle of wine at your disposal, make a molotav cocktail and burn down the woods. the fire department will come sooner or later. just hope you survive until they get there.
14. do not turn down your boyfriends proposal of marriage when you're out in the boonies, you'll be murdered by maniacs.
15. when the bad guys take off their headgear so you can see their faces, you're tied up, and they have an axe, a shotgun and knives, it's pretty much over...saying "please" at this point just makes you sound foolish. go out with some dignity and curse at them instead. insult their mothers. die on your own terms.