nature vs. nuture

May 04, 2009 14:54

this is a follow up to my previous post..... cmariewt  pointed out that i wanted to hang out with the crazy cat ladies but not my crazy aunt and mom... the difference is that big and little edie were happy crazy people, my mom and my aunt are hateful gossipy crazy people.... big big difference.... but i've come to a conclusion about their craziness...
my aunt who believed there were two moons in the sky on christmas, likes her house painted white because she says it makes her feel like she's living in the white house and who has 378 plates in her kitchen cupboards (and all over her counters)  but has only 1 bowl... and that bowl has a straw on it. yeah, you heard right, a straw. she also has a snow cone maker that she used once but refuses to buy a coffee maker when she makes and drinks coffee every day...she boils it in a pot and strains out the coffee grounds with a wire strainer so that you get a cup of half coffee and half brown muck in it. go figure on that logic.
my mom on the other hand believes that a sighting of a possum warrants a call to the fire department, that liberace looking guy can predict the future and the dinosaurs went extinct because they killed each other.

those two crazies are twins.

so my conclusion is: you catch crazy in the womb.

batty old aunt, mom

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