I AM THIN AND GORGEOUS!!!!
it's been a glorious glorious 2 or 3 days...it's been cold, rainy, and grey.....mmmmmm snuggle up on the couch under a blanket weather... love it.
i tried watching that movie forgetting sarah marshall.... that was a huge waste... and what was the deal with the beginning of the movie? did we really have to see that guys penis 39 times? i don't get it, was that supposed to be funny? was it because he's really small? or because he's really big? i can't tell, i'm not in the habit of looking at man bits. ... i can tell that i was a bit nauseous after that though. to you straight women on my flist, cheers, you'll never ever EVER have to worry about me trying to steal your man from you. which is actually something that happens to me a bit.. women think i'm after their husbands or boyfriends...even though they know i'm gay... i don't know what these women think... it's not like they're married to brad pitt or anything, if you think your fat husband who has dried chili sauce on his mangy t-shirt is really so hot that i would all of a sudden want to handle his man bits let me assure you, there's not enough alcohol in this world. .. got a bit off topic there didn't i? where was i? oh..yeah.. movies.....i also tried watching knocked up. katherine heigl is ridiculously beautiful but not even that could make this movie enjoyable... if i ever mention wanting to see another movie with seth rogen in it please slap me. hard. really. like try to knock me unconscious. i would deserve it.
and last but not least, i'm in love with jennifer saunders... yes. i. am. don't laugh!!!! funny women are hot. hot hot hot.. and she's hilarious... i've been sucked in to youtube which i hardly ever watch but they have all the french and saunders spoofs on there and every episode of abfab!!!!
"....good news eddy"
"she's fat!"
"no, better than that"
"she's dead!"
"she's blind"
"YES!!!!" *happy dance*
yes i want to be mrs edina monsoon, drink red wine all day and smoke cigarettes til i puke...it's the only way to live.