Some late Hallowe'en recs
How could I have forgotten these! One gen, one slash, but the borders are a bit blurred.
Author: Taleya
Title: Pumpkin Patch Pervert
Direct Link to Story: http://www.squidge.org/archive/archive/humor2/pumpkinpatch.html
Warnings: It's about an R. And don't drink while reading
Based on a true story
Quote:
"Oh, this pumpkin?" the guy looked down as if he had never seen one before. "Um...what am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. Do you know what I'm doing?"
"It looks like you're performing an act of public indecency, sir." Bland vanilla was envious.
"With a pumpkin? What kind of sicko do you think I am?
The man sighed and plucked his pumpkin, laying it at his feet. "Damn. It didn't used to be a pumpkin. Must be midnight"
Author: Suisan R.
Title: Pumpkin Patch Pervert The Sequel
Direct Link to Story: http://hometown.aol.com/suisan/PPPTS.htm
Warnings: It's about a PG-13. And don't drink while reading
The blonde reached out and whapped him on the shoulder, “They’re for my sister.” Taking the small stack that he held out, she smiled serenely, then leaned in closer to him. “I prefer the strawberry ones myself.” Her voice was low and smoky, carrying no further than the edge of Jim’s desk.
But the comment had the desired effect, one that was caught on videotape for all posterity, for no one had ever seen James Ellison blush quite that hard before.
Author: Taleya
Title: Pumpkin Patch Pervert
Direct Link to Story: http://www.squidge.org/archive/archive/humor2/pumpkinpatch.html
Warnings: It's about an R. And don't drink while reading
Based on a true story
Quote:
"Oh, this pumpkin?" the guy looked down as if he had never seen one before. "Um...what am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. Do you know what I'm doing?"
"It looks like you're performing an act of public indecency, sir." Bland vanilla was envious.
"With a pumpkin? What kind of sicko do you think I am?
The man sighed and plucked his pumpkin, laying it at his feet. "Damn. It didn't used to be a pumpkin. Must be midnight"
Author: Suisan R.
Title: Pumpkin Patch Pervert The Sequel
Direct Link to Story: http://hometown.aol.com/suisan/PPPTS.htm
Warnings: It's about a PG-13. And don't drink while reading
The blonde reached out and whapped him on the shoulder, “They’re for my sister.” Taking the small stack that he held out, she smiled serenely, then leaned in closer to him. “I prefer the strawberry ones myself.” Her voice was low and smoky, carrying no further than the edge of Jim’s desk.
But the comment had the desired effect, one that was caught on videotape for all posterity, for no one had ever seen James Ellison blush quite that hard before.